[keybladesoras]

Casting Detective Pikachu!

[cdleo21]

Ok but squirtle is the CUTEST FUCKING THING ALIVE

[it-started-over-drarry]

I’M SCREAMING

[cdleo21]

Oooooooooooohmg

[it-started-over-drarry]

I’M SCREAMING

[cdleo21]

Oooooooooooohmg

[rayshippouuchiha]

Link must be down right terrifying for normal people in Hyrule to encounter.

He’s like a fucking heroic cryptid.

Just imagine it, your village/region/kingdom is under attack by some monster or another and out of the trees this slender little twunk appears and immediately starts acting like he’s gonna help.

And you’re skeptical of course cause look at him.

And then you find out that he’s basically a one man army who just fuckin wrecks the dragon/god/monsters/etc terrorizing your place before he breaks all of the pots in town and disappears again.

Shit must be wild.

[mercilessmime]

Your village has a statue of Link that’s built between his reincarnations, and people put clay pots around it as offerings and thanks.

One day some fucking kid shows up, breaks all your worship pots, and runs off without anything more than a “YAAAH!” as they jump off a cliff into the forest below. You’re confused as fuck but your great-grandmother is weeping like she just saw a god.

[silver-tongues-blog]

its like if you met jesus and he was a gremlin

[cdleo21]

Is jesus... Not... A gremlin...?

[happyhealthybalanced]

[helainetieu]

I hope everyone reblogs this.

[almostrose]

For most of the 114 years since the American pitbull terrier was first recognized by the United Kennel Club, the breed was rightly seen as the perfect “nanny dog” for children because of its friendly nature, loyalty and stability. [x]

Pit bulls have always been protectors. With good owners and proper care, they still are. Chako*, Lefty, Baby, Creature, and Bela are proof of that.

[cdleo21]

If i dont reblog this im dead

[lizzingwithkriz]

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

[ichangedmynamebecausefyckyou-de]

congrats it’s a bat

[toothpast]

[delighted bat noises]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Yes, Chick-fil-A’s Foundation Still Donates to Anti-LGBTQ Causes

Plus, Utah’s pickle-based dessert, and other news to start your day

Memo To The Media: Chick-fil-A Condemns, Discriminates, And Campaigns Against LGBT People

https://thinkprogress.org/memo-to-the-media-chick-fil-a-condemns-discriminates-and-campaigns-against-lgbt-people-3e2dbb7b8056/

Fuck them for sure.

[wavefinderxv-deactivated2020021]

not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

[cdleo21]

Yeah

[suzziepsyche]

[nightwife-deactivated20160308]

Always reblog

[sarcolin]

Woah

[rainbowcoffin-blog]

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen sounds to me like he was asking for it

[fission-mailure]

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

[timeisamanysplendoredthing]

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

[imcombat-ready-deactivated20141]

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

[theblondlesbianfromthesnakehous]

I’m sure he somehow liked it

[transgirlpinup]

Look, I’ve heard men’s bodies have a way of just rejecting a decapitation.

[taintsrow]

He shouldn’t have been in that area alone at night, it’s dangerous for a man to be alone with his head attached.

[cdleo21]

AASDKSJSHSJA OH MY FUCK

[talesfromthecrypts]

Muppet Treasure Island (1996) dir. Brian Henson

[cdleo21]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING MOVIE I HATE MYSELF

[catchymemes]

[hymnofvalefor]

[555jo]

Look at him, he looks so happy. 😭🤧

[cdleo21]

That video is...so cute? Like he is so happy about the murder hes about to committ with his bros.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A kid with autism is better than no kid at all. Vaccinate your children!

[cdleo21]

No. Just no kid. Whole problem avoided.

[brittany-murphy]

[cdleo21]

The best Chris ladies and gentlemen

[blazepress]

[cdleo21]

I do not. Fuck. With lightning. Whatsoever.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Probably sometimes, after a long day, Gordon Ramsay is like, “fuck it!” and has a box of Kraft mac and cheese.

[cdleo21]

This is fucking BLASPHEMY

[love]

A couple months ago, someone taught me newlyweds used to plant sycamore trees on both sides of a walkway leading to their house, then join them together to symbolize two becoming one. Today I saw it for the first time. (by frique)

[cdleo21]

It looks like that tree is showing the house its diiiick

[tinyshipper]

natvanlis: I only sing and utter the words “Jesus” once a year. A little rusty, but maybe not the worst for an opera-school-dropout slash heathen! 😂

[cdleo21]

Wow. I did NOT know she was an opera student i am now crying