swoon to death

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[teathattast]

[agentofdeterioration]

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I suffer from something that can only be described as "grim postmonitions;" upon succeeding at a dangerous task, such as walking up an icy set of slate stairs, my mind flashes with all the ways it could have gone wrong, e.g. slipping and cracking my skull on the masonry. I become inordinately distressed at these visions, as if they are distinct, imminent threats, despite the danger having already passed

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[clairenovvak]

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

[frenchublog]

[frenchublog]

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[turnupthestrobe]

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[liquidstar]

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

[tomsturbotwinks]

If Andy Burnham wanted me to vote for his party, he would've strapped Wes Streeting to a rocket and sent it into the surface of the sun. Ordinary voters yet again forgotten!

[setulose]

The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever

[setulose]

As in, the ideas of social transition becomes completely meaningless when your preferred state would be to operate outside of the confines of sex and gender entirely, but no one else can get with the program so you are constantly put in some variety of box. I can wear whatever pronoun pin I want and change my presentation however I want but all it impacts is what box I'm categorized into. It does grate I must admit

[setulose]

All that said if I'm going to be in a box regardless I'm glad I have my trans siblings in it with me 🥂 I may be irritated by my circumstances, but I will never be alone

[wumblr]

beautiful women named magenta cartridge low are trying to contact me on my printer

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[segamascott]

but i believe aang can save the world

[feminine-gurl9]

[fuckyeahtheslayer-blog]

Season 4, episode 4, ‘Fear, Itself’