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stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body
My brother told me not to eat fruit until after dinner because it's "pure sugar". Like bro we are both addicted to nicotine I don't think watermelon is our biggest issue.
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
I haven't watched a marvel movie in years I thought Loki was a tree???
Rewatching RoP with my family and forgot how intensely sick the dynamic between Celebrimbor and Annatar makes me. It's genius. It's brilliant. Honestly most of the show sucks but the scenes between those two in particular are so good. My brother made multiple comments about how stupid Celebrimbor was for falling for Sauron's obvious manipulation multiple times, but honestly it's SO realistic. When you are in an abusive relationship, you can innately know that something is wrong and yet stay because they are the only ones who truly know/understand/care about you.
What really hit me though was the scene where Celebrimbor notices the mouse returning and marks his candle to keep track of time. That is so. fucking. realistic. For me, it got to the point where I had to record conversations and write down the exact words said to me because otherwise I would be gaslit into thinking I somehow misremembered or made them up. The desperation for physical proof that something is wrong when everything looks to be right was genuinely such a great inclusion that many stories centering victims of abuse miss. In most cases, somebody is there to save the abused person. An outside perspective recognizing the manipulation of the abuser and giving the abused the strength to leave or straight up pulling them out of the situation themselves seems to be the norm in media. But in reality? The abused is much more likely to be alone. The people around them only see the perfectly-crafted image of the abuser and one-by-one leave the abused even more isolated. The only one who saves Celembrimbor is Celebrimbor himself.
So yeah, Sauron's manipulation was "obvious" and "heavy-handed", but in real life it usually is. Most abusers don't have to be geniuses. Their abuse is out in the open and easy to identify. The problem is that they cultivate a personality that makes it easy to wave off the red flags for both the abused and bystanders alike.
they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin
I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.
I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.
My parents have Roku. Apparently, Roku is now running "interactive ads" where with one click of a button you can order sour patch kids from your fucking tv. If that isn't the definition of dystopian I don't know what is.
I love you cis bi people. I love you trans bi people. I love you bi people dating a gender different to your own. I love you bi people dating a gender the same as yours. I love you bi people who have only been in a relationship with one person. I love you bi people who have never dated. I love you bi people who have dated many. I love you stereotypical bi people. I love you bi people who are just starting to explore their sexuality. I love you bi people who have known since they were young. You are worthy of love.
Lot of queer people falling for alt right propaganda in these the hallowed halls of the internet. Good god.
The biphobic "discourse" happening on tiktok and Twitter right now has hit a fucking breaking point. "Bisexual women will leave you for a man" and "bisexual women are predatory towards lesbians" and "bisexual women view lesbians as a hookup and not a relationship" and "bisexual women are tainted due to being with a man" and SOMEHOW both "les4les isn't inherently biphobic" (correct) and "bi4bi is inherently lesbophobic" (incorrect). I think everyone needs to sit down and have a long ass thought about why they hate SPECIFICALLY bi women so much. I implore y'all to replace "bisexual women" with just "women". "Women will leave you for another man", "women are tainted due to being with another man", "women are predatory towards nice guys", etc. Y'all are falling for the same rhetoric that gave birth to incels. I have seen some of the most disgusting, vitriolic comments that assert that because ONE bisexual woman is a piece of shit, all bisexual women deserve to be harassed and bullied en masse. I was emotionally abused by a woman with whom I was in a relationship that happened to be a lesbian, so does that make all lesbians abusive? Fucking no. Of course not. Y'all will agree with Caleb Haeron shit talking bi women with his guest (who is STRAIGHT mind you), and conveniently forget that straight women and other queer people are fully capable of being misogynistic.
It is also interesting to me that every time I take a look at the profiles of these commenters, they just so happen to be in their late teens and early 20s. I wonder how many of these people have actually interacted with the queer community offline or if their queerness only extends to the online sphere (to be fair, the pandemic probably played a big role in this), because I've been out since I was 14 and only ONCE have I met a lesbian who actually hated bi women. In my circle, bi women and lesbians date and have fun and are friends. There are literally no issues. If your only exposure to your fellow queer people is through online "discourse", it makes sense that you would be radicalized in the same way that incels were.
Apparently you can eat sunflowers so now I must grow sunflowers to maximize my whimsy
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 5
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Dr. Gregory House (House MD)
Why the fuck would you make me choose between these two
In 2026 we have five options for new films:
1. Superheroes/Star Wars
2. Disney Princess reboots
3. Remake of an 80s cult classic that bombed upon release/was a childrens' cartoon
4. Biopic slop
5. A genuinely new and inventive movie that will appear once a blue moon when the oceans are still and you tap your toes together 47 times during a thunderstorm and find the golden fleece and
Is it too soon to post this lmk
Anyways rip doctor who it was fun while it lasted
There are so many fucking birds. So many of them. And they're all mine.
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