Dont Touch My Coke Zero

I don’t get the Costco hype. 31.

[celadoncruising]

[celadoncruising]

The gay agenda

[celadoncruising]

It’s a valid question

[celadoncruising]

My dog was Gary for halloween. She greeted trick-or-treaters like this.

[celadoncruising]

Keep reblogging this photo of my dog plz

[celadoncruising]

Any pics of you?

I’ve never been in a picture ever

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[celadoncruising]

Guy I just met: wow you’re so interesting I feel like we have a lot in comm-

Me: *eats a piece of cheese off the restaurant floor*

Him: …….

Me: you ever seen Osmosis Jones????

[celadoncruising]

The only thing tighter than my butthole is my jeans.

[retrogamingblog]

Papercraft Pokemon Yellow made by PokeCities

[weloveshortvideos]

This dog sucks at fetch

[cachorritx]

“WHO FUCKING THREW THIS.”

[that-twink-over-there]

Me as an owl

[hockeylesbians]

They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing 

(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)

[daruyuki-kun]

This is what sports should be about <3

[macgician-deactivated20181203]

i went on my old computer and this was the only file in my Videos folder

[breaktotheotherside]

I had to reblog this again lol

[celadoncruising]

Posting unhealthy bodies just encourages unhealthy lifestyles.

Can’t believe they still haven’t gotten rid of these damn porn bots.

[royalharkinian]

If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

[that-twink-over-there]

This is a MASTERPIECE

[the-kouchfort]

[zevarmone-blog]

[celadoncruising]

My dog was Gary for halloween. She greeted trick-or-treaters like this.

[celadoncruising]

Guy I just met: wow you’re so interesting I feel like we have a lot in comm-

Me: *eats a piece of cheese off the restaurant floor*

Him: …….

Me: you ever seen Osmosis Jones????

[celadoncruising]

Alexa, bring in the dancin’ lobsters.

[celadoncruising]

If one more fucking porn blog reblogs the photoset of my sweet, innocent dog dressed as Gary the snail and then captions it with a daddy reference I’m going to burn this website to the ground.