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boiled caterpillars!

i think we should delete the word "sir" from the english language. not only so people stop fucking misgendering me with it but also because the world does not need an honorific for men.

complexkomainu

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

tamamita

The difference between me and many other MLs is that I'm Tamamita

magicalastronomies

she's tamamita ✔️

superchat

huh? its all anon?

my god it really is all anon.

niceinchnails

Lois We might die from drowning & stewie & chris & dog

niceinchnails

Brian

weaver-z

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

weaver-z

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

prokopetz

There are people who have kinks involving glasses and there are people who have kinks involving compression stockings, so by the Rule of Three there must be someone out there who gets hard for RSI wrist braces to complete the "aroused by assistive devices popularly associated with nerds" trifecta.

shagandaishi

good girl

corpse-toy

extremely tempting grindr bot message

sakana-sister

buy her a dream and bang her in it

maja-paja

faux pas: generally unpleasant situation

fox paws: you have my interest

ashenbot

you’ve got some good photos

I can see they were taken in different locations:

fhilipjfly

stimman3000

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

krishnadewme

lionkins

wallpatterns-deactivated2019120

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”