Twilight Sparkle hate page

anonymous magic school student dont mind lyra and bon bon tots not them

[twilight-sparkle-answers]

can to

she’s dead fellas

[celestiaisntgay]

Finally that annoying pegasus is gone, next is you twi

[therealcelestia]

Reasons Why I'm The Best Princess

1. Im not purple

2. I CONTROL the sun

3. I'm the only princess who showers

4. I'll banish you too the sun if you disagree

5. Im a angelic divine feminine demon mermaid whose in touch with my girlhood

6. I have a cool pet

7. I have not eaten any pony recently (twilight has)

8. Im a strong independent woman unlike twilight who needs her friends

9. I've never been evil (except that one time)

10. I DONT have any secret daughters

[spoony-has-moved-on-deactivated]

Face and outfit is familiar but not placing the name.

Have we actually met?

[celestiaisntgay]

Fake ass bitch

[celestiaisntgay]

should I go to that silly cider fest next year?

yes ofc my fave beautiful princess

no (ill send u to the moon if you answer this)

Voting ended onFeb 4, 2024

[celestiaisntgay]

should I go to that silly cider fest next year?

yes ofc my fave beautiful princess

no (ill send u to the moon if you answer this)

Voting ended onFeb 4, 2024

[celestiaisntgay]

Happy pride month just a not so friendly reminder that Celestia is not gay

Im tired of people headcanoning her as one of those abcs or xyzs or blue having people, her hair is only a little bit blue 🙄

Anyways have fun being rainbow dash or whatever

[whirlwindflux]

Do you work for rainbow dash?

Flux: Have you even seen the Wonderbolts perform lately?

Wonderbolt Flux: 20/?

[celestiaisntgay]

Whats the wonder bolts lol

[therealcelestia]

Im the best princess cause unlike all those other celestias I HAVE NEVER turned any pony to stone! Rip cozy glow. She couldve been a better princess than twilight.

[spoony-has-moved-on-deactivated]

I rather like this Celestia. <3

Though I must respectfully disagree. Cozy Glow is a child and in need of mental help. She is a sociopath who sees relationships as purely transactional and other ponies as commodities to boost her own power.

Twilight is a fine Princess. Diamond and I still love her deeply, despite her flaws.

It is her flaws and the fact that she lived among us mere mortals as a Unicorn that make her relatable.

Cozy.. we don't even know where she came from.

[therealcelestia]

Twilight is not relatable SHES PURPLE!

As for cozy glow I also tried to murder every pony as a child its quite common and relatable and I do know where she came from twilight school! Therefore twilight is a terrible teacher unlike me the best princess.

[spoony-has-moved-on-deactivated]

*clears throat* you wot m8?

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

You fucking what?

[therealcelestia]

Killed a pony? Is that not common accurance among fillies? Rainbow are you a late bloomer?

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

Late bloomer.....LATE BLOOMER?!?!?! CELESTIA AUREA SOL I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED THAT YOU THINK I WOULD FALL SO LOW AS A FILLY I DID NORMAL THINGS AS A FILLY LIKE HANGING WITH FRIENDS FOR STARTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[therealcelestia]

Oh rainbow dash, didnt you try to kill fluttershy as a fillie im so proud, I hate my daughter

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

Fluttershys your fucking WHAT

[ask-smolder34]

What the buck?

[noxs-mun]

Aaaaaaaand adding to the list of versions of my aunt not to associate with.

I'm unfortunately seeing a pattern here I guess I might have gotten lucky with my aunt.

Cozy glow was rehabilitated though we had to suppress her alicorn powers first as she was still dangerous with them.

Even chrysalis Is still around and more peaceful as we made diplomatic arrangements with her and she has been accepting of the other changelings under thorax.

Though not all were willing to change their ways and were too far gone such as tirek.

[therealcelestia]

Who the fuck is your aunt? Is it that disappointment fluttershy? She keeps putting bunnies in my palace!

[nox-lunarwing]

No that would be you, Luna Is my mother and don't you dare call Fluttershy a disappointment she would make a better princess than you could ever hope to be!

I am disgusted to know that a version of you, like this exists yet am unsurprised considering the vast possibilities of the omniverse.

You bad mouth my friends and I feel I have yet to see the true depths of your awfulness.

[celestiaisntgay]

Luna has kid? I suppose she didnt raise it correctly if you dare to bad mouth a god! I should send you to the sun! Also fluttershy could not make a good princess she keeps filling the palace with evil bunnies!

[therealcelestia]

Im the best princess cause unlike all those other celestias I HAVE NEVER turned any pony to stone! Rip cozy glow. She couldve been a better princess than twilight.

[spoony-has-moved-on-deactivated]

I rather like this Celestia. <3

Though I must respectfully disagree. Cozy Glow is a child and in need of mental help. She is a sociopath who sees relationships as purely transactional and other ponies as commodities to boost her own power.

Twilight is a fine Princess. Diamond and I still love her deeply, despite her flaws.

It is her flaws and the fact that she lived among us mere mortals as a Unicorn that make her relatable.

Cozy.. we don't even know where she came from.

[therealcelestia]

Twilight is not relatable SHES PURPLE!

As for cozy glow I also tried to murder every pony as a child its quite common and relatable and I do know where she came from twilight school! Therefore twilight is a terrible teacher unlike me the best princess.

[spoony-has-moved-on-deactivated]

*clears throat* you wot m8?

[her-faithfulstudent-deactivated]

Does anypony want to volunteer to see what her universe is like? I have a feeling there's nothing left with her in charge.

[lumera-eclipse]

No, you can though Twilight

[her-faithfulstudent-deactivated]

Yeah, not happening. I'd pay somepony well to do it, but I don't think me going would end well.

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“I’ll do it for free and if she is lieing well I’ll break my promise just for this dimension.”

[therealcelestia]

You cant kill my dimension were to cool for you. You can kill our twilight though but I bet she tastes as bad as grape soda.

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Oh no sweetie just you see all celestias have one single issue that makes me hate them. You wanna know what that is?”

[therealcelestia]

Yeah cause I dont have it

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“See I’m what you call the multiverse evil or chaos factor that depends on princess Celestia choice of insuring all ponies have equal rights. No slavery and she didn’t ignore the lower class . Then I would be pumpkin patch, since I’m candymare then it’s obvious why I hate all celestias “

[therealcelestia]

Every pony is equal but the princesses its quite perfect really I get to have a bunch of bit and ehh every pony else still can live I suppose.

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“That’s why a monster like me was created “

[spoony-has-moved-on-deactivated]

You understood that, Patches?

I have no idea what she just said.

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“She said everyone is equal and the princesses is perfect , basically saying the same thing all of them said . Being blind to the fact not everypony sees each other as equals

[lumera-eclipse]

i mean, that's what all Celestia's say

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Yup

[spoony-has-moved-on-deactivated]

Nah, the princessofsolar just blocked me when i brought up her abuse of Cozy Glow, she didn't say a Luna dammned thing to me. So not all of them are egotistical drama princesses, some are just cowards. >;2

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Or can’t admit they fucked up

[therealcelestia]

Thats cause their not a great and powerful princess like me

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“She’s making my point clear

[therealcelestia]

Um who are you?

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“I….. I am the monument to all your sins “

[celestiaisntgay]

I cant sin I create the laws

[therealcelestia]

Im the best princess cause unlike all those other celestias I HAVE NEVER turned any pony to stone! Rip cozy glow. She couldve been a better princess than twilight.

[spoony-has-moved-on-deactivated]

I rather like this Celestia. <3

Though I must respectfully disagree. Cozy Glow is a child and in need of mental help. She is a sociopath who sees relationships as purely transactional and other ponies as commodities to boost her own power.

Twilight is a fine Princess. Diamond and I still love her deeply, despite her flaws.

It is her flaws and the fact that she lived among us mere mortals as a Unicorn that make her relatable.

Cozy.. we don't even know where she came from.

[therealcelestia]

Twilight is not relatable SHES PURPLE!

As for cozy glow I also tried to murder every pony as a child its quite common and relatable and I do know where she came from twilight school! Therefore twilight is a terrible teacher unlike me the best princess.

[spoony-has-moved-on-deactivated]

*clears throat* you wot m8?

[her-faithfulstudent-deactivated]

Does anypony want to volunteer to see what her universe is like? I have a feeling there's nothing left with her in charge.

[therealcelestia]

WHAT TWILIGHT HOW DARE YOU SLANDER ME! YOUR LITERALLY GRAPE SODA! EVERYTHING IS IN MY CONTROL IM BEST PRINCESS FOR A REASON!

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Yeaaaaah careful princess or I may not be nice “

[therealcelestia]

I could beat you in a fight easily

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“I have several dead versions of you that says no

[therealcelestia]

If they're dead how do they talk

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Infested their body with my candy parts and work them like puppets

[therealcelestia]

But then are they talking or are you?

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Well they can’t talk much since i hallowed out their insides . I don’t hate you celestia and I do wish that you are a good ruler I really do . However your nature of saying your perfect isn’t helping “

[therealcelestia]

Um but I am perfect guys, Even if im hallow im still hotter than all of yall

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“Nah like warm princess “

[therealcelestia]

The sun is pretty warm, do you want me to send you there?

[adventuresofcandymareinvrchat]

“The sun where it’s an abundance in magic which fuels you and this world . Please do I haven’t had a meal like that since the last ten celestia s sent me there . But don’t worry I won’t collide it with your earth. You’ll just see my face as your skies will be crimson. I feed off of magic no matter where it comes from “

[celestiaisntgay]

Oooh so quirky you feed off magic too? Next thing your gonna tell me is that your a black and red unicorn!

[therealcelestia]

Im so glad @theblackcubeofdarkness stopped arguing with me cause I was running out of shapes

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

"Who said I was done?"

[therealcelestia]

I did!

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

[therealcelestia]

Your not a cube your an ocelot

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

"And your a creeper from Minecraft try not to blow yourself up when I chase you away"

[therealcelestia]

Umm no Im a princess, A merciful princess at that so I will only send you to the sun for two thousand years!

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

"I travel the multiverse the sun would be the least dangerous situation I've been in besides... WHATS STOPPING ME FROM BLOWING UP THE SU- oh right if I did it would kill everyone..... at least I can conclude unlike you I care about the lives of others"

[celestiaisntgay]

BLOW IT UP COWARD ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!

[celestiaisntgay]

Has anyone seen discord? Hes howling at the moon but I cant quite find him.

[celestiaisntgay]

Is everyone in the pony fandom a twilight kinnie? Because the amount of people who keep taking my insults towards her personaly is ridiculous she is literally the worst princess actually no the worst pony in all of equestria, shes almost as bad fluttershy.

[evilkingsombra]

Why are you so annoying ❤️

King Sombra : Who me ?

[celestiaisntgay]

Yeah duh

[evilkingsombra]

Corrupted Solar and twilight: h-h-h-hello k-k-king sombra

King Sombra : Well hello there . Waves

[askvoidpulse]

[celestiaisntgay]

Is twilight emo now?

[celestiaisntgay]

Do u guys like my profile picture Celestia drew it for me ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Shes SUCH A GOOD ARTIST unlike twilight 🤮

[celestiaisntgay]

Rainbow dash wouldve been princess and the main character of my little pony if it wasnt for the fact that shes a terrible actor. Twilight sparkle is only princess because she slighty knows how to act.

[evilkingsombra]

I bet even twilight sparkle could beat you up and we all know twilight is the worst princess but you could probably die via mc donalds sprite

King Sombra : Back then yes. But know i have my wizards.

[celestiaisntgay]

Wizards? You mean like the old guy star swirled

[evilkingsombra]

Me in real life: I call them summours. They can trun into anything like a changeling. Each of them call on monsters ,They can call on a castle .and each has a pony form.

[celestiaisntgay]

Bro ur this much of a nerd irl do you even know what that means?

[evilkingsombra]

Me in real life : You mean thats a wizard right ? I just realy like the name summour.

[celestiaisntgay]

Nah I just mean that u are a nerd.