Princess Celestia

The sun god tho shall fear me for I have no mercy Proud ally of the abcs

[therealcelestia]

My new tiktok cause the other got banned for hate speech?? 🙄🙄

[therealcelestia]

I barely know you.

But i know you silver spoon.. all your deep dark sins and secrets and I will haunt your dreams if you dare cross me again fillie!

[evilkingsombra]

King Sombra : Look therealcelestia i would not over look SliverSpoon she is powerfull in her own way. @a-spoonful-o-generosity

[spoony-has-moved-on]

Oh, I don't know what her deal is, but if she comes into my dreams, I will wreck her sh(yay). I am a lucid dreamer and taught how to manipulate my own dream realm by Queen Luna herself.

If she comes into my dreams, she better be ready for some 50 Shades Sh(yay).

[evilkingsombra]

King Sombra : Glad i am not in her horseshoes .

[spoony-has-moved-on]

All I'm saying is if she wants in my dreams, I'll have the tea and the butthurt medicine ready.

[cloudrese]

I uh...

Oh, bother, am I interrupting something? I.. Oh, well, I suppose I'll go now.

I'l just be, uh, over here.

[therealcelestia]

Is that sans undertale L loser

[cloudrese]

:*(

But,,,,, angel,,,,,,

wehrherhhehhhhh

[therealcelestia]

(*＞∇＜)ﾉ

[therealcelestia]

New Law ☆☆

The use of sunblock or heat resitance is now strictly prohibited in equestria and the crystal empire! Anyone found using it will be burned on the spot!

Xoxo ur fave princess

[therealcelestia]

Im the best princess cause unlike all those other celestias I HAVE NEVER turned any pony to stone! Rip cozy glow. She couldve been a better princess than twilight.

[spoony-has-moved-on]

I rather like this Celestia. <3

Though I must respectfully disagree. Cozy Glow is a child and in need of mental help. She is a sociopath who sees relationships as purely transactional and other ponies as commodities to boost her own power.

Twilight is a fine Princess. Diamond and I still love her deeply, despite her flaws.

It is her flaws and the fact that she lived among us mere mortals as a Unicorn that make her relatable.

Cozy.. we don't even know where she came from.

[therealcelestia]

Twilight is not relatable SHES PURPLE!

As for cozy glow I also tried to murder every pony as a child its quite common and relatable and I do know where she came from twilight school! Therefore twilight is a terrible teacher unlike me the best princess.

[spoony-has-moved-on]

*clears throat* you wot m8?

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

You fucking what?

[therealcelestia]

Killed a pony? Is that not common accurance among fillies? Rainbow are you a late bloomer?

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

Late bloomer.....LATE BLOOMER?!?!?! CELESTIA AUREA SOL I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED THAT YOU THINK I WOULD FALL SO LOW AS A FILLY I DID NORMAL THINGS AS A FILLY LIKE HANGING WITH FRIENDS FOR STARTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[therealcelestia]

Oh rainbow dash, didnt you try to kill fluttershy as a fillie im so proud, I hate my daughter

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

Fluttershys your fucking WHAT

[ask-smolder34]

What the buck?

[noxs-mun]

Aaaaaaaand adding to the list of versions of my aunt not to associate with.

I'm unfortunately seeing a pattern here I guess I might have gotten lucky with my aunt.

Cozy glow was rehabilitated though we had to suppress her alicorn powers first as she was still dangerous with them.

Even chrysalis Is still around and more peaceful as we made diplomatic arrangements with her and she has been accepting of the other changelings under thorax.

Though not all were willing to change their ways and were too far gone such as tirek.

[therealcelestia]

Who the fuck is your aunt? Is it that disappointment fluttershy? She keeps putting bunnies in my palace!

[nox-lunarwing]

No that would be you, Luna Is my mother and don't you dare call Fluttershy a disappointment she would make a better princess than you could ever hope to be!

I am disgusted to know that a version of you, like this exists yet am unsurprised considering the vast possibilities of the omniverse.

You bad mouth my friends and I feel I have yet to see the true depths of your awfulness.

[celestiaisntgay]

Luna has kid? I suppose she didnt raise it correctly if you dare to bad mouth a god! I should send you to the sun! Also fluttershy could not make a good princess she keeps filling the palace with evil bunnies!

[spoony-has-moved-on]

Oh, wow, my opinion of @therealcelestia dropped quite sharply in one thread. I imagine she hears that a lot. I liked you, and then I met you. Oops. Maybe you should just like, not go out in public and ponies will forget what a huge pain in the a$$ you are.

[therealcelestia]

Okay 4 eyes

[spoony-has-moved-on]

Okay, fat old hag.

[therealcelestia]

should I send this disrepectful waste of sunlight ass fillie, to the sun the burn for all eternity?

Definitely!

yes!

positively!

Voting ended onAug 17, 2024

[spoony-has-moved-on]

I voted Positively. Go for it. Least I'd never have to see your ugly face again, if you got the cojones.

[therealcelestia]

Jokes on you i visit the sun every tuesday, Gotta get my tan!

[therealcelestia]

Im the best princess cause unlike all those other celestias I HAVE NEVER turned any pony to stone! Rip cozy glow. She couldve been a better princess than twilight.

[spoony-has-moved-on]

I rather like this Celestia. <3

Though I must respectfully disagree. Cozy Glow is a child and in need of mental help. She is a sociopath who sees relationships as purely transactional and other ponies as commodities to boost her own power.

Twilight is a fine Princess. Diamond and I still love her deeply, despite her flaws.

It is her flaws and the fact that she lived among us mere mortals as a Unicorn that make her relatable.

Cozy.. we don't even know where she came from.

[therealcelestia]

Twilight is not relatable SHES PURPLE!

As for cozy glow I also tried to murder every pony as a child its quite common and relatable and I do know where she came from twilight school! Therefore twilight is a terrible teacher unlike me the best princess.

[spoony-has-moved-on]

*clears throat* you wot m8?

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

You fucking what?

[therealcelestia]

Killed a pony? Is that not common accurance among fillies? Rainbow are you a late bloomer?

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

Late bloomer.....LATE BLOOMER?!?!?! CELESTIA AUREA SOL I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED THAT YOU THINK I WOULD FALL SO LOW AS A FILLY I DID NORMAL THINGS AS A FILLY LIKE HANGING WITH FRIENDS FOR STARTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[therealcelestia]

Oh rainbow dash, didnt you try to kill fluttershy as a fillie im so proud, I hate my daughter

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

Fluttershys your fucking WHAT

[ask-smolder34]

What the buck?

[noxs-mun]

Aaaaaaaand adding to the list of versions of my aunt not to associate with.

I'm unfortunately seeing a pattern here I guess I might have gotten lucky with my aunt.

Cozy glow was rehabilitated though we had to suppress her alicorn powers first as she was still dangerous with them.

Even chrysalis Is still around and more peaceful as we made diplomatic arrangements with her and she has been accepting of the other changelings under thorax.

Though not all were willing to change their ways and were too far gone such as tirek.

[therealcelestia]

Who the fuck is your aunt? Is it that disappointment fluttershy? She keeps putting bunnies in my palace!

[nox-lunarwing]

No that would be you, Luna Is my mother and don't you dare call Fluttershy a disappointment she would make a better princess than you could ever hope to be!

I am disgusted to know that a version of you, like this exists yet am unsurprised considering the vast possibilities of the omniverse.

You bad mouth my friends and I feel I have yet to see the true depths of your awfulness.

[celestiaisntgay]

Luna has kid? I suppose she didnt raise it correctly if you dare to bad mouth a god! I should send you to the sun! Also fluttershy could not make a good princess she keeps filling the palace with evil bunnies!

[spoony-has-moved-on]

Oh, wow, my opinion of @therealcelestia dropped quite sharply in one thread. I imagine she hears that a lot. I liked you, and then I met you. Oops. Maybe you should just like, not go out in public and ponies will forget what a huge pain in the a$$ you are.

[therealcelestia]

Okay 4 eyes

[spoony-has-moved-on]

Okay, fat old hag.

[therealcelestia]

should I send this disrepectful waste of sunlight ass fillie, to the sun the burn for all eternity?

Definitely!

yes!

positively!

Voting ended onAug 17, 2024

[therealcelestia]

Im the best princess cause unlike all those other celestias I HAVE NEVER turned any pony to stone! Rip cozy glow. She couldve been a better princess than twilight.

[spoony-has-moved-on]

I rather like this Celestia. <3

Though I must respectfully disagree. Cozy Glow is a child and in need of mental help. She is a sociopath who sees relationships as purely transactional and other ponies as commodities to boost her own power.

Twilight is a fine Princess. Diamond and I still love her deeply, despite her flaws.

It is her flaws and the fact that she lived among us mere mortals as a Unicorn that make her relatable.

Cozy.. we don't even know where she came from.

[therealcelestia]

Twilight is not relatable SHES PURPLE!

As for cozy glow I also tried to murder every pony as a child its quite common and relatable and I do know where she came from twilight school! Therefore twilight is a terrible teacher unlike me the best princess.

[spoony-has-moved-on]

*clears throat* you wot m8?

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

You fucking what?

[therealcelestia]

Killed a pony? Is that not common accurance among fillies? Rainbow are you a late bloomer?

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

Late bloomer.....LATE BLOOMER?!?!?! CELESTIA AUREA SOL I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED THAT YOU THINK I WOULD FALL SO LOW AS A FILLY I DID NORMAL THINGS AS A FILLY LIKE HANGING WITH FRIENDS FOR STARTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[therealcelestia]

Oh rainbow dash, didnt you try to kill fluttershy as a fillie im so proud, I hate my daughter

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

Fluttershys your fucking WHAT

[ask-smolder34]

What the buck?

[noxs-mun]

Aaaaaaaand adding to the list of versions of my aunt not to associate with.

I'm unfortunately seeing a pattern here I guess I might have gotten lucky with my aunt.

Cozy glow was rehabilitated though we had to suppress her alicorn powers first as she was still dangerous with them.

Even chrysalis Is still around and more peaceful as we made diplomatic arrangements with her and she has been accepting of the other changelings under thorax.

Though not all were willing to change their ways and were too far gone such as tirek.

[therealcelestia]

Who the fuck is your aunt? Is it that disappointment fluttershy? She keeps putting bunnies in my palace!

[nox-lunarwing]

No that would be you, Luna Is my mother and don't you dare call Fluttershy a disappointment she would make a better princess than you could ever hope to be!

I am disgusted to know that a version of you, like this exists yet am unsurprised considering the vast possibilities of the omniverse.

You bad mouth my friends and I feel I have yet to see the true depths of your awfulness.

[celestiaisntgay]

Luna has kid? I suppose she didnt raise it correctly if you dare to bad mouth a god! I should send you to the sun! Also fluttershy could not make a good princess she keeps filling the palace with evil bunnies!

[spoony-has-moved-on]

Oh, wow, my opinion of @therealcelestia dropped quite sharply in one thread. I imagine she hears that a lot. I liked you, and then I met you. Oops. Maybe you should just like, not go out in public and ponies will forget what a huge pain in the a$$ you are.

[therealcelestia]

Okay 4 eyes

[therealcelestia]

I barely know you.

But i know you silver spoon.. all your deep dark sins and secrets and I will haunt your dreams if you dare cross me again fillie!

[evilkingsombra]

King Sombra : Look therealcelestia i would not over look SliverSpoon she is powerfull in her own way. @a-spoonful-o-generosity

[spoony-has-moved-on]

Oh, I don't know what her deal is, but if she comes into my dreams, I will wreck her sh(yay). I am a lucid dreamer and taught how to manipulate my own dream realm by Queen Luna herself.

If she comes into my dreams, she better be ready for some 50 Shades Sh(yay).

[evilkingsombra]

King Sombra : Glad i am not in her horseshoes .

[spoony-has-moved-on]

All I'm saying is if she wants in my dreams, I'll have the tea and the butthurt medicine ready.

[cloudrese]

I uh...

Oh, bother, am I interrupting something? I.. Oh, well, I suppose I'll go now.

I'l just be, uh, over here.

[spoony-has-moved-on]

Not at all, Darling. Just al little conversation about a certain Sun Tyrant. Something to chime in with? Feel free <3

[therealcelestia]

Go to the sun without sun block 🙄

[therealcelestia]

I barely know you.

But i know you silver spoon.. all your deep dark sins and secrets and I will haunt your dreams if you dare cross me again fillie!

[evilkingsombra]

King Sombra : Look therealcelestia i would not over look SliverSpoon she is powerfull in her own way. @a-spoonful-o-generosity

[spoony-has-moved-on]

Oh, I don't know what her deal is, but if she comes into my dreams, I will wreck her sh(yay). I am a lucid dreamer and taught how to manipulate my own dream realm by Queen Luna herself.

If she comes into my dreams, she better be ready for some 50 Shades Sh(yay).

[evilkingsombra]

King Sombra : Glad i am not in her horseshoes .

[spoony-has-moved-on]

All I'm saying is if she wants in my dreams, I'll have the tea and the butthurt medicine ready.

[cloudrese]

I uh...

Oh, bother, am I interrupting something? I.. Oh, well, I suppose I'll go now.

I'l just be, uh, over here.

[therealcelestia]

Is that sans undertale L loser

[therealcelestia]

I barely know you.

But i know you silver spoon.. all your deep dark sins and secrets and I will haunt your dreams if you dare cross me again fillie!

[therealcelestia]

Which of those poll options have you claimed in the past? All I see is rumors and fanfiction. I am unaware of you actually claiming anything other than the ability to control the sun. So you must be lying about that, because that is the only official claim on that list.

I never claimed to be dating discord that why i said secretly *wink wink*

Discordddd im howling at the moooooon

[therealcelestia]

Oh Celestia your back. How has it been?

Ive been marvelous, got my shine from the sun! And my hatred has been restored! Next time you see me I'll rule the world jk already do! Why do you think I consumed the crystal empire!

[therealcelestia]

"You've contracted a deadly infection known as stupidity QUARATINE TIME!!!"

Well well well if it isnt my arch nemsis.. im IMMUNE to your silly fillie diesease! Uno reverse bitch!

[makefriendsandbooks]

Mom: its time for bed Twilight, turn the light off!

MOM???

[therealcelestia]

Im gonna banish you to the sun xoxo

[thatmagictree-deactivated202412]

Hello! If certain ponies ask this is Spike or the tree of harmony or a random magic school drop out that Twilight definitely doesn't have a grudge against pretending to be Twilight Sparkle. Not that anyone would ask, of course, and Twilight has definitely not noticed the increase in ponies monitoring her.

(had to delete other account)

[therealcelestia]

I hate this bitch

[ewoudcponies]

Zipp's interrogation methods have become a little... controversial over the years.

[spoony-has-moved-on]

Hey @ask-primrose-petals, does sadism run in your family or something?

[ask-primrose-petals]

No, as a matter of fact, I think it started with me

[therealcelestia]

Fake ass bitches

[therealcelestia]

My Thirteen Reasons Why Elsa is Jesus

1. They both walk on water

2. They both have bad relationships with their dads

3. They both got long hair

4. They both have siblings that no one really cares about

5. Their both got alotta fans

6. Their both from along time along time ago

7. Their both a lil quirky

8. They both had alotta enemys

9. Both had murder attempts on them

10. Their both magical

11. They both have books about them

12. Theres were merch of the both of them

13. They both have gay fan fics about them

[therealcelestia]

Yall missing out on this one

[therealcelestia]

Reasons Why I'm The Best Princess

1. Im not purple

2. I CONTROL the sun

3. I'm the only princess who showers

4. I'll banish you too the sun if you disagree

5. Im a angelic divine feminine demon mermaid whose in touch with my girlhood

6. I have a cool pet

7. I have not eaten any pony recently (twilight has)

8. Im a strong independent woman unlike twilight who needs her friends

9. I've never been evil (except that one time)

10. I DONT have any secret daughters