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my name is fern and i love weirdos. sometimes i write, sometimes i selfship, and all the times i'm just doing my best. i'm a musician and i drink too much coffee, i love my cats and dislike people who walk too slow.

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when i talk to you oh, cupid walks right through and shoots an arrow through my heart and i sound like a loon, but don't you feel it, too? confess, i loved you from the start

#info #pinned

i deserve to have fun in the summer and play at the beach and wear a cute little swimsuit i don’t have to be skinny to be allowed to exist i deserve to have fun in the summer and wear less clothes bc it’s hot as fuck out i don’t have to stay inside and hide my body i don’t have to

#✨.fern says #got a new bikini lol #actively fighting the spiral with neutral statements #idk if i’ll wear it out it is SKIMPY #i’m scared

i booked a hair appointment for the end of this month and i want it to be RIGHT NOOWWWWW

#✨.fern says #i’m going big #full transformation heheh #my stylist is super excited #and she’s confident we can achieve what i want #see when you want fun hair you find the alt salons #i’ve asked other talented stylists for what i want and i think they get timid bc they’re not used to anything out of the norm #and as a retired stylist I GET IT #you only learn that stuff if you seek out classes and practice often #every variation of shag and mullet is trendy now but i remember in the late 2010s if you asked for that you were NOT getting it in a salon #it was what kind of perimeter do you want and how layered #bangs or no bangs #color? you get balayage.#as a former balayage for years girlie it is very pretty #but too basic for my personal taste #i was also trying really hard to fit in to my surroundings bc i had no sense of self and wanted external validation more than air lol #my ass is gonna be bleach blonde again YAY #now i just need a new wardrobe and more tattoos….#my friends are doing a flash event in two weeks and once their sheets drop i’ll decide #but yeah i’ll drop $100 on another tattoo fuck it #2026 is my year of personal style and encouraging my self-actualization yay!!

i suddenly have the urge to watch all the daniel craig era bond movies

#✨.fern says #i really really loved skyfall when it came out #idr much about casino royale but it was very polarizing with bond fans

sextuspompey

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

cuppydogshane

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

mattsundaes

in this house we respect the “we shouldn’t be doing this” to dry humping to wet messy pussyjob to “fuck it” creampies pipeline.

larkspurhoney

If you have multiple f/os,, having them blindfold you and make you guess who's fucking you

#oh

suguwu

love when the character is private about their dating life and when you come up to them and lace your fingers through theirs in front of their friends the whole room goes dead silent

#i LOVE this omg

all that being said i feel like an office au would be so fun

#✨.fern says #but for whomst and what media

i’m getting so annoyed with my job, it’s becoming more and more pre-covid corporate by the day 😭

we had a major change in leadership over the new year and now we have a chief officer of operations (we didn’t before, we just fell under the sales umbrella), who used to be the head of legal for a long time. now he’s cracking down on the optics of everything, making the dress code more strict, threatening to take away wfh days, wanting our supervisors and managers to walk the floor more often to monitor our productivity, and has even had that shitty panopticon recording software installed for some teams to better track productivity. i hate it heeeeere

#✨.fern says #for context my teams are fully internal within operations and are NEVER client-facing #my specific team’s workload is dependent on like five other teams #we’re the last stop in the contract funnel/life cycle #so our productivity heavily depends on other people being productive #and ultimately how many deals sales is closing #two people were already let go recently for low productivity #the vibes in the office have shifted significantly lmao #we recently made a list for top places to work in our city and the execs were braaaaagging about it lmao #i doubt we make the list after this year #and as an operations drone have beef with sales is part of my job but all of this is BECAUSE OF SALES #like one girl in the field sales training class showed up to a client call in ripped jeans and a crop top #g i r l #the two people let go were in sales #but ofc instead of addressing these teams individually they make new policies for everyone #they’re specifically looking at productivity between wfh and in office days and i KNOW that’s how they’re going to justify #getting rid of wfh altogether #like my manager pulled us all aside yesterday to let us know what conversations were happening higher up and to be prepared for more news #i just hope the people causing problems are hearing this and shape up so we don’t lose it for everyone #anyway new COO is my biggest opp #plus him and his fiance live in my neighborhood 💀#i’d look for other jobs but the market is dehumanizing rn #but maybe i’ll keep my eyes open ig idk

lowkey it doesn’t feel like summer until i’m watching love island

#✨.fern says #reality tv is so precious to me #like it’s INSANE but so fucking entertaining

wait why did this make the cutest palette for me 😭

#✨.fern says #legit looks like an eyeshadow palette #i’ll share the tiktok i got it from in an edit if it doesn’t dox my very personal account lmao

no like if the snsd 20 year anniversary concert isn’t livestreamed, doesn’t include ot9, and/or doesn’t have the balad version of into the new world i’m gonna jump

like i sobbed when forever 1 dropped

#✨.fern says #i need to be able to watch the whole thing and not in clips on tiktok #i DOUBT they’ll do a tour outside of sk/japan #if they come to north america at all it’ll be LA probs #and ykw! i might swing for it!#twice is my ult group but snsd is my first group #i might have discovered wonder girls and snsd at the same time but snsd hooked me back in 2008