Celiac-Cumberbatch

My name is Jess. I have Celiac Disease and it sucks. But I'm over it. This is half fandom blog (Sherlock, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Avengers, other nerd stuff) and half Celiac blog. Yeah, it's random, but it's me. Enjoy! Plague me with your queries; I have no shame. If your Grandma would blush, don't submit what you're thinking of writing.

[celiacandthebeast]

[celiac-cumberbatch]

90% of horse movies

girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*

girl: dad can I keep it

dad: no there's no hope for it let's go

girl: dad u idiot u don't get me

girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*

*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*

dad: how dare u

girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special

girl: *enters race*

girl: *wins*

dad: u make me so proud

horse: *whinnies*

[shinyscorbunni]

19 year old closet transgirl needs a place to stay

My parents flipped out at me today and now they’ve given me 14 days to find a job or a new place to live.

If anyone on the west coast can help me out, that’d be amazing, and if not could you please signal boost this?

[9rimes-deactivated20150323]

stop texting, vining, instagraming, tweeting, using ur phone and driving. idc how good of a driver u think u are because ur not. it’s so fucking selfish, ur not the only person on the road and if ur gonna drive it deserves ur full attention. it literally only takes one second, if that, of ur attention being on ur phone for an accident to happen.

[wizardshark]

reminder that mythbusters proved using your phone is WORSE than driving drunk

[pettingdogs]

top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse: . take car . go to mum’s . kill phil . grab liz . go to the winchester . have a nice cold pint . and wait for all this to blow over

[totallyfubar]

Here’s the rule about telling someone about something wrong with their appearance:

If a person can fix it in 5 minutes or less, tell them

If they can’t…

[burdenedwithglorioushiddleston-]

That’s actually a really good way of putting it.

[infinitenap]

the obligation monster (x)

[catleecious]

[celiac-cumberbatch]

why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate

for example: me

[nottheaverageasian-deactivated2]

when you try to make plans with your friends and they say no

[sweetsooismoving-deactivated201]

FUCKIN BEDS MAN

THIS ONE IS LIKE A FUCKIN EGG AND IT CAN LIGHT UP AND IT’S CUSHY

THIS ONE’S ALL SUSPENDED AND SCIENCE-Y

THIS ONE LOOKS NATURISH BUT THEN IT’S LIKE BAM AND HAS THESE LITTLE ICE PLASTIC SHIT GOIN ON IT’S SO COOL

THIS ONE HAS A FUCKING SNUGGLE CORNER UNDER THE STAIRS

BOING BOING MOTHERFUCKERS

SHIPPITY SHIP SHIP

HERES ONE WITH A FUCKIN NEST IF YOU LIKE THAT SHIT

BEDS

[unclefather]

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

[hadaes-deactivated20170202]

cop: where were you last night? shakira: at home sleeping shakira’s hips: she was at the club where the murder took place shakira: son of a

[distraction-deactivated20220415]

who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable

[casey-jane-lewis]

bad screenwriters

[rainbow-femme]

John Green

[fandomsandstarrynights]

[rejennerate-deactivated20210131]

john green is not the problem john green’s fans are the problem

[espressonist]

Reblogging SO fast.

With the added caveat that no author is or will ever be perfect.

[jayywhizzle-deactivated20160124]

Thank you

[justanotherdolpin]

They are not his fans if they say things like that

[riddlesdiary]

[crazierthanablogfullofcats]

Cats Being Cats

[keepcalmimspidey-deactivated201]

i cant believe people dont like cats…

[softmotherswimming-deactivated2]

deeble deeee

[albinwonderland]

if I’m crying about Hagrid at 5am I’m taking all of you with me

[literatureloveaffair-blog]