We hit 10,000 followers so we’re giving away:
The Steaming Human Cannonball. One of our planets greatest mysteries. Some say it’s the Eighth Wonder of the World, others say it’s an alien piece of technology from a galaxy far, far away. Most people think it’s a hat from Wal-Mart. Most people are probably right. Ain’t nobody ever seen a hat that was always steaming like this. Like the fiery depths of the McDonald’s ball pit, this headpiece always lets off a steam that smells of brimstone and day old McDoubles. Lately the “smart” ones at our Lab have been trying to figure out what to do with it. The big idea is to launch it into outer space, back to wherever it came from. Hopefully whoever gets it is happy with their new prize. And I hope Dave doesn’t miss has hat. That we did not steal.
For us to send this bad boy to your backyard all you have to do is reblog and like this post as many times as you want, and after a week or so we’ll choose someone at random and send it over. Good luck.
-queenie
