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[corrode-in-repose]

[dailyfrank]

[thvampire-deactivated20170215]

mcr with fans 2/?

[dailyfrank]

[frankierwhoa]

[deactivated1053489]

ok I need to make a post of these that does not have the label “certified dilf” or the image of him doing that dumb little lip bite on it. i endorse neither no shade to those who do. that said here is a guy who has definitely worn one of the black buttondowns of all time. 10/10 would throw andes mints at him as he leaves from his lunch shift at my local olive garden

[sweetcurse]

(x)

[manlethotline]

being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don’t understand why anything is priced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket? why is book the same cost as 2 bag frozen vegetables? nothing makes sense i just wanna steal.

[nyannibalistic]

[bringmoreknives]

okay i wanna do one of these. PLEASE interact: fraternal twins, people who were blonde as children, geminis, scorpios, roleplayers (ttrpg or larp version), roleplayers (tumblr blog or discord or omegle edition), gif makers who are terrified of the death of tumblr bc they will have nowhere to post, people with septum rings, non supernatural fans who nonetheless have opinions on the characters by osmosis, ace attorney investigations enjoyers, people with old laptops, people who do not own airpods, flautists, people with ocd who are very messy, collectors of weird objects, drinkers of iced coffee only, and winter haters

[stolethefire]

x

[awsugar]

[dailygway]

[corrode-in-repose]

[ieromoon]

[drafthearse]

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[vqj]

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal