jordyn

just vibing you know how it be aries ☼ pisces ☽ libra ☝︎

[oleafia-art]

connie and maury

[heartshapelocket]

[gaewaren-deactivated20250521]

florence welch and ethel cain

[angelofanimation]

Shoutout to Muppet Christmas Carol for a) being the best Christmas Carol adaptation ever made and b) being the most hardcore Christmas Carol adaptation ever made. If you asked me where I could find the line "Your future is a horror story written by your crimes" I wouldn't say a Christmas movie starring the fucking Muppets but here we are, and I am HERE for it.

[dream-fasting-with-thra]

'Tis the season to coo over Kermit and his winter outfits.

[delphinidin4]

Muppet remake of Beauty and the Beast where the only humans are Belle and the Prince. Not the Beast, the Prince. The Beast is played by the Prince in a full-sized muppet suit, a la Big Bird. When it comes time for the transformation scene, he takes off the muppet suit and leaves it lying flaccid on the ground, like the corpse of his former self, like a giant serpent that has shed his skin. Belle is enchanted by his human form; the rest of the muppets are having an existential crisis about the empty muppet suit he’s left behind.

Alternatively: Everyone is played by muppets, including Belle, and the Beast is played by a human, looking normal and human. And they keep talking about what a hideous beast he is, and how smooth his skin is, how terrifyingly tall he is, and how weird he looks. At the transformation scene, he turns back into a muppet, and everyone rejoices.

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

[rocktobot2]

its genuinely fuckin working

[tofupixel]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

bereal going crazy

[letterboxd-worth-a-damn]

[bloodsoakedtooth]

Love when women are violent and covered in blood

[thenerdyghoul]

I recently rewatched House of 1000 Corpses and took these screenshots because I couldn’t find any good ones that already existed. Nobody talks enough about this movie.

[holidazehalloween]

When that Halloween merch hits stores. 

[ho1000c]

the devil’s laughing in your face, give me another taste

HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003) dir. Rob Zombie

[lgbtmi]

[rosenmarille]

im just never ever gonna be over dead mans bones am i? i have accepted this fact , that theres never gonna be another band that kills me in these very specific ways. the aesthetic of calling a song “for weddings and funerals”, the energy that has. monster romance? monster yearning? were healing as we float in a pond, slowly decaying; the embrace of soft soil. what more could you want from your entertainment. “flowers grow out of my grave”. fuck. 

[fuckingbylershit]

'Oh my fucking god, I gave Mike this whole ass painting n he didn't even say thank u 😐'

'Forget about him, babes. Men ain't shit'