connie and maury
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if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell

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DEAR READER
Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
I'd rather be in outer space šø
we're not kids anymore.

#extradirty
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@cemeteryhamster
connie and maury
florence welch and ethel cain
Shoutout to Muppet Christmas Carol for a) being the best Christmas Carol adaptation ever made and b) being the most hardcore Christmas Carol adaptation ever made. If you asked me where I could find the line "Your future is a horror story written by your crimes" I wouldn't say a Christmas movie starring the fucking Muppets but here we are, and I am HERE for it.
'Tis the season to coo over Kermit and his winter outfits.
Muppet remake of Beauty and the Beast where the only humans are Belle and the Prince. Not the Beast, the Prince. The Beast is played by the Prince in a full-sized muppet suit, a la Big Bird. When it comes time for the transformation scene, he takes off the muppet suit and leaves it lying flaccid on the ground, like the corpse of his former self, like a giant serpent that has shed his skin. Belle is enchanted by his human form; the rest of the muppets are having an existential crisis about the empty muppet suit heās left behind.
Alternatively: Everyone is played by muppets, including Belle, and the Beast is played by a human, looking normal and human. And they keep talking about what a hideous beast he is, and how smooth his skin is, how terrifyingly tall he is, and how weird he looks. At the transformation scene, he turns back into a muppet, and everyone rejoices.
Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!
Donāt worry, we donāt have Elon Musk hereā¦Ā
But hipsters beware, youāre in for a scare!
*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*
This isnāt Twitter. This isnāt your average every day site. This is Tumblr. Weāre crazy. Weāre weird. We donāt fit in. Weāre the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot whatĀ ānormalā was. So if youāre expecting a normal websiteā¦
its genuinely fuckin working
bereal going crazy
Love when women are violent and covered in blood
I recently rewatched House of 1000 Corpses and took these screenshots because I couldnāt find any good ones that already existed. Nobody talks enough about this movie.
When that Halloween merch hits stores.Ā
the devilās laughing in your face, give me another taste
HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003) dir. Rob Zombie
im just never ever gonna be over dead mans bones am i? i have accepted this fact , that theres never gonna be another band that kills me in these very specific ways. the aesthetic of calling a songĀ āfor weddings and funeralsā, the energy that has. monster romance? monster yearning? were healing as we float in a pond, slowly decaying; the embrace of soft soil. what more could you want from your entertainment.Ā āflowers grow out of my graveā. fuck.Ā
'Oh my fucking god, I gave Mike this whole ass painting n he didn't even say thank u š'
'Forget about him, babes. Men ain't shit'