Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
this is my favorite video on the internet
mental health tip: save this video. watch it when youāre sad. itās the best goddamn thing on the internet

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Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
this is my favorite video on the internet
mental health tip: save this video. watch it when youāre sad. itās the best goddamn thing on the internet
a sphinx girl whoās absolute balls at riddles but fucking loves terrible puns
a traveler is blocked by a sphinx suddenly while going along a path. āwhat do bees brush their hair with?ā she asks, and heās FREAKING OUT, heās going to get fucking eaten, didnāt the sphinx DIE, oh god what was the riddle, he knows this one oh shit he knows this one what was it, oh fuck, what the fuck
āmā¦man?ā
the sphinx narrows her eyes and bares her teeth a little. oh shit, the traveler thinks, oh shit heās fuckingĀ dead.
the sphinx grins like a goddamn doofus and struggles to hold back laughter as she answers āa honeycombā
me whenever anybody says that they like me/that iām their friend
If depression was a musical
This is a bop
okay but this personās comedic timing is insane
Dan to Max: āCan you speak Italian?ā Max: āNoā Dan: ā Vaffanculo! (Fuck off in Italian)ā š
am i the only person not affected by generalized positivity⦠like post it notes in bathrooms that sayĀ āyouāre beautifulā or posts that are likeĀ āsmile! you are a beautiful sunshine flower!ā iām just like ⦠okayā¦
I just heard a psychologist (Guy Winch) say that the people that positive affirmations help most are actually the people who have high or at least normal self-esteem. They really do cheer those people up!
But for the rest of us they run so counter to our general worldview (weāre fundamentally bad and deserve nothing) that our brain rejects them immediately as lies and uses that moment to remind us of how terrible and abnormal we actually are.
What usually works for people with low self-esteem is stuff like writing out a list of very specific things we know weāre good at, and revisiting it every day to write a paragraph elaborating on one of those things (i.e. āIām a compassionate person and here are five examplesā) to try to set our brain on a different track long term.
That makes so much sense.
the psychology behind theĀ āok that sounds fake but okā memeĀ
Holy crap
I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
Always reblog peent.
*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???
*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
omg!! omg
Forever reblog.
Heaven let your eent shine down.
I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure Iām the sleepiest.
the floor is a functioning website
Iām going back to bed.
Oh, oh, this reminds me of the only known bilingual palindrome:
Anger? āTis safe never. Bar it! Use love.
Spell that backward and you get:
Evoles ut ira breve nefas sit; regna!
Which is Latin for:
Rise up, in order that your anger may be but a brief madness; control it!
@copperbadge
Whenever I see stuff like this I wonder how people even come up with it.Ā
My dearest fellow f1 fans, meet the greatest creation of mine - ferNYANdo!
goingtopshelf:
punchbuggydragon:
breelandwalker:
irontargaryen:
*cracks neck* my time has come
Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.
Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.
Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.
Sink millions into paying off peopleās Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.
Once youāve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.
NOW THE FUN BEGINS.
You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.
Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, itās not like you need to āmakeā money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)
Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.
Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.
And donāt worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because youāll be able to write off several millionsā worth of charitable donations.
Basically this
This is someone who paid attention in finance class.Ā
how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and iāve been exhausted ever since.