can i go home yet?

I like music and writing and never leaving my room unless there's a fire or something i don't know, man. 

[jalapeepo]

my cat is v handsome and soft. he is Best Cat. your cat is also Best Cat, this is not a challenge. all cats are the Best, and that is science

thank you

[theguilteaparty]

So my mom told me a story...

Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week.

Literally every week since the first one of them learned how to make it, they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked it with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts.

So they made a special loaf of banana bread just for him every week, just for him to eat. Nobody else was allowed to eat it because that was his banana bread, baked especially for him.

So anyways, they did this once a week from middle school up until every last one of them moved out of the house (and considering there was at least 10 years difference from the oldest to the youngest, this was quite some time). So that’s like… 16 years of weekly banana bread. And he always finished it. He, without fail, ate the whole loaf of bread by himself.

That’s approximately 835 loaves of banana bread.

Now

Skip ahead a few years…

and they’re all visiting and baking banana bread and they start making a dad’s bread and their mom comes in, “I don’t think he can handle eating one more slice of banana bread!”

“What are you talking about? He loves banana bread! He had it all the time!”

This is when my grandma, their mom, broke the news that my grandfather loathed banana bread with every fiber of his being. He just adored that his kids loved him enough to make him a special loaf of banana bread every week (and he didn’t have the heart to tell them that he couldn’t stand banana bread) and he was incredibly, utterly upset that my grandma told the kids his big secret.

My grandfather was a loving, patient, gentle man who absolutely hated banana bread but loved his kids so much more and I just wanted to share that with you guys. I think this story is just about the perfect example of the kind of person he was.

[theguilteaparty]

I just told my mom this had 1000 notes on it and let me tell you what

She had two responses.

1. Tell them about the mac n cheese

2. Tell me when it hits a million

mOM.

[asunsetdream]

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE MAC N CHEESE

[somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea]

I need to know about the mac n cheese

[star-spangled-jackass]

guys we need 1mil

[centraltwerk]

Me: *tries to go to bed at a reasonable time*

Me: ah yes

Me: 4am

Me: perfect

[filymarie]

[jetpackbluesss]

Okay but really she dates all three of these men in three different movies

[dontneedyourheroact-archive]

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

[slavery]

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

[internalscorpio-deactivated2019]

why the fuck would this be my reaction

[slavery]

You must not have a best friend

[pinch]

[centraltwerk]

sirenofduskulla:

I didn’t know that I needed this until now.

[cookienun]

assuming someone’s sexuality because of how they dress

assuming someone’s sexuality because of how they talk

assuming someone’s sexuality because of their haircut

assuming someone’s sexuality

pizza

[ifelloffthebed]

[awyeahmrb]

[zenzenevi]

How being in college feels

[life-of-planet-earth]

Vine Snake

[pickkled-ginger-blog]

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

[thesorrovv]

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

[murdergameshameblog]

[c-n-u-deactivated20150824]

why is the world so afraid of the concept of asexuals

what are we gonna do, high five you to death

[greetingsfriend]

… was that not the plan

[c-n-u-deactivated20150824]

[jakegyllenhaal]

[shortvideosandstuff]

Polymer balls that are invisible in water

[werewarg]

IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE’S BATH AND THEY GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE ‘THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK’ OMFG

[bogleech]

you’re not thinking big enough

make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide one in every swimming pool in America

[grandegarlic-deactivated2020120]

please calm down satan