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oh hey i'm syd! be careful i get excited very easily [she/her] if you'd ever like anything tagged, let me know!

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[shattered-earth]

fuck ted faro

[verily-i-say]

[gay-hamlet]

being known is a mortifying ordeal not only bc it involves allowing someone to see the worst of you and hoping they will love you anyway but also bc it involves letting them see the best of you and hoping it actually means something to them

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[belzebunnies]

me at god

[goobra]

this is honestly how some of y’all sound

[sourlemonblue]

officer, that’s my emotional support two-liter of vodka lemonade

[afloweroutofstone]

Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag

[bendingsignpost]

They’ve found really clever workarounds, as they were banned from flying the pride flag on the flag pole. 

They aren’t ignoring orders: they are obeying the orders to the exact letter.

[photosynthesisprototype]

[powerfulwizard]

hey so good news, disney has listened to our criticisms of the new lion king designs and has redesigned the characters!

[existingally]

i can’t believe you just made me experience this

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[pasteandgo]

[kanashiba]

Me dialing 911 after seeing this post

[deirdreskye]

it’s fucked up that firemen are always standing around shirtless with their defined muscles coated in glistening oil. like oil’s flammable idiots

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

it’s called building an immunity moron

[slopaganda]

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

[slopaganda]

[intensional]

On GOD we gon get you some will to live bro

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

[weetbixgod]

Babies have no concept of object permanence

[gothicprep]

the best part of being viciously hated in high school is that old classmates never hit me up trying to indoctrinate me in pyramid scheme bullshit… the pain pays off in its own ways, eventually

[goawfma]

how is this shit even legal ?!!

[dr-archeville]

[text: “Someone years ago said that cop cars in the UK are very visible and clearly marked so citizens can identify them when they need help. US cops do whatever they can to hide the fact that they’re a cop car because their purpose is to write tickets and generate revenue.”]

[thecrystalfems]

It’s crazy how the police force constantly does things like this designed to hide themselves and rule citizens with fear and then they cry about how everyone hates cops

[lmaonade]

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can