grouse spouse

they/them + spreadsheet-core + unironic puppet fan + good omens alien + unidentifiable and imperceptible + literally just vibing

[irish-american-chan]

I Wonder A Lot About Being Six. Will I Miss Being Five?

[trumbloola]

One day youll even be seven! ...but not for a long time

[hyrude]

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

[lamphous]

matched set

[darthmasterchief]

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all day.

[yamada-ryo]

moral of the story: there was a penis gnome

[cepholliepod]

morel*

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

future features to help tumblr become the new pdf:

you can insert tables into posts

you can link poll results and notes to a graph or chart

when you reblog a post, you can annotate it by highlighting words and drawing on the post (the drawings stack with each reblog) (you can only draw in your blog colors)

search feature that works

[shovel2-deactivated20151204]

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

[shiftythrifting]

Found at Goodwill in Merritt Island, FL.

[cepholliepod]

me when I give my ‘gurt to you

yogurt

[cepholliepod]

me when I give my ‘gurt to you

yogurt

[cepholliepod]

I love you and I love you and I love you

And you and you and you

I’ll say it every day forever forever

Until I can say it to you

[fudamnshi]

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey

[vexheart]

[bituin-describes]

Image transcript:

as my final act of love i'll never reach out to you again but become everything i told you i would

End transcript

[depsidase]

[psalm22-6]

[calebwittebane]

i think its so awesome that dna is a polymer. like yeah its kind of blatantly obvious, i mean its a long ass organic molecule, thats what polymers are, but theres something satisfying about it. the recipe for You is stored in this solid rubbery bullshit

[slowlikehoney1996]

If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earthquake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.

James Baldwin, Nothing Personal

[footlongdingledong]

their polyamorous swag

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

ah fuck im imagining it

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

sorry

[vodam46]

why are the windows 7 minimise maximise and close buttons fucking on my dash

[charl0ttan]

something about sea arches tbh

[charl0ttan]

i want to believe that your beautiful language means anything more than that ruin comes for us all