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[questionable-idea]

hesitating between "i need to rest a little :)" and "i need to be shot and left bleeding out in the woods for a week, lying on moss with glassy eyes open wide staring at the clouds like a dead deer. in a therapeutic way"

[starrynightsxo]

[remanence-of-love]

[becherdireinen]

i love how we pick up habits and phrases from people we love and it sticks with us for so long it becomes a piece of us making us a museum of all the people we've ever loved.

[bwaah]

eco-friendly naughty children get wind turbines in their stockings for christmas

[threedollarsdotcom]

10 costco secrets even your uncle with a cybernetic arm doesn't know

[louisegluckpdf]

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

[feldfrog]

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

[blemgoid]

just clicked a sausage link

[charl0ttan]

bread aisle smell has me acting rambunctious

[feraligatr]

do it drunk. do it high

[feraligatr]

do it with another guy.

[slimetony]

What was that noise outside just now

[maskdoll]

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

[segamascott]

sipping on some of that 9pm water

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

[fladurblegon]

Gay bully be like “give me your brunch money”