my life lately
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Mike Driver
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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we're not kids anymore.

if i look back, i am lost

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Three Goblin Art
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

shark vs the universe

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my life lately
I’m like, really good at surviving. I carry a can of mace everywhere I go. And I can run really really really fast. Probably because I used to do hot yoga and soulcycle. Zoey Deutch as Madison in Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)
admiring the stockings. 1940’s.
#[40S COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER VOICE] WHAT’S BETTER THAN THIS? GALS BEING PALS
Fun fact: Though being gay in the 40s sucked, being gay in the military was easier, and pretty common. There were apparently, at one point in time time so many lesbians in the military that when they tried to crack down on it, the girls wrote back and said “Look I can give you the names, but you’ll lose some of your best officers, and half your nurses and secretaries.” And they pretty much shut up about it unless you were especially bad at subtlety. (Source: Odd Girls and Twilight Lovers. A good source for gay history from 1900s onwards.)
Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out.’ We’re going to get rid of them.”
“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary. who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’
“And he kind of was taken aback a bit. And then this woman standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the general pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelps’s name may be second, but mine will be first.’
“Then I looked at him, and I said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all of the drivers—every woman in the WAC detachment—and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us—then I’ll be happy to make the list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancies. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, sir, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious service.’
“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’
- The Gay Metropolis: The Landmark History of Gay Life in America
I’ve reblogged this before but it didn’t have these comments and HOLY HOT DAMN DID IT NEED THEM.
So, when someone sits down to write a fiction about Women commandos, and a Dudebro steps in to say “Huh, that is so unrealistic huh.”
Harold… oh, Harold…sit down, shut up, and stay out of our way.
History is infinitely gayer than a lot of people want to admit <3
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the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great
This post generator is surprisingly coherent
“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”
“let’s get down to business to kinkshame werewolves”
I’d say that’s surprisngly on brand, but lets be honest, it’s the opposite of my brand.
hmmmmmm I would post this, yes
Why is conservative logic pretty much “you can live on a minimum wage if you cut out LIVING”??
Conservatives: If you were a good Poor, you’d be grateful for your shit job and not lust after silly things like restaurant food, entertainment, or travel.
Also Conservatives: WHY ARE YOU SELFISH POORS NOT BUYING LUXURY ITEMS!?!?!?!?!?!? YOU’RE KILLING OUR USELESS OVERPRICED INDUSTRIES!!!!
Someone on Twitter just pointed out that this is what Vader would have looked like a couple of years pre ANH if he hadn't been dunked into lava
AU where luke and leia's biggest problem is that their father is a total DILF
# no growth
Chris evans in plaid pants
me revisiting my scene phase playlist
me having a depressive episode
This song is still a banger
this is, without a doubt, my favorite tiktok ever.
good animation, terrible everything else