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"What would you know about royalty, pip-squeak? And stop whacking me over the head with that twig!” Bowser grumbled while stomping is foot in protest.

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"A lot more than you, it seems... but how about I do something different with this bad boy?" Krystal smirked and the end of the staff began to glow blue, and she began stepping closer to Bowser. "If I put this up to your skin or fired a beam of ice at you, you'd turn into a Koopa ice cube. So don't let that fuse of yours blow, got it?"

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"Who do you think you are? You don’t know anything about being royalty do you, pal" Bowser scoffed.

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"I don't, but I do know that there's a certain poise that royalty has that you have NONE of." She hit Bowser on the head with her staff, putting her hands on her hips.

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"Yeah right. People usually think I’m cool no matter what I do. Y’know why? Because I’m the king. Got that punk?” Bowser said, grinning.

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"It's really hard to think that you're a king with such an immature attitude and over-inflated ego." Krystal muttered, rolling her eyes. "Unless you rule over a kingdom of babies, that is..."

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"Look I just want people to have a good impression of me." Bowser crossed his arms. "But I GUESS that’s not possible anymore." He blew smoke out of his nose and into krystal’s face.

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"Nobody's gonna have a good impression of you if you're rude to others and ignore them. Or if you blow smoke in their face..." She waved the smoke away from her face, coughing slightly.

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"Well yeah. but….It was hard to find those stickers." Bowser groaned while staring solemnly out the window.

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"How is it hard to get stickers? You're such a baby for someone as tough as you look."

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"I WORKED DAMN HARD ON THAT…" Bowser shouted. "This is all your fault…"

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Krystal scoffed at him. "All you did was put stickers on a post-it note tacked to a wall. That's it."

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"WHA…THIS IS A HOUSE YOU MORON, EVEN I KNOW THAT IF YA SLAM THE GROUND LIKE THAT YOU MIGHT BLOW EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND" Bowser roared. The rumbling slowed to a stop.

"Ugh whatever…At least nothing broke"

But he spoke to soon, because as soon as he stopped talking, the note that he had taped to the door of his room fell off and flew outside the window. Bowser watched in terror with his eyes wide open as his creation fluttered into the windy night air, never to be seen again. He fell to his knees and raised his fists in the air.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He bellowed.

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"You're sad... about a slip of paper..." Krystal rubbed her hands on her temples and sighed. "How pathetic."

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Bowser huffed. “I have a SHELL. I’m a koopa, nerd.” Why don’t you buzz off and hit someone else with your stupid little stick.

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"I can do more with this staff than just hit you, you know. How about I show you?" Getting off of Bowser, she slammed the staff on the ground and everything around the two of them began to shake.

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"Ahh geez I’m SOOOOORRYYY" Bowser said sarcastically while putting a flame decal on the sign.

"I’m just a little BUSY right now as you can tell. You’re one of those space animals right? Shouldn’t you be in space? With animals?……In space?

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"Busy my ass. You're putting stickers on a sign!" Krystal grabbed her staff and hit Bowser with it. "What are you supposed to be, huh? A deformed dinosaur? If you were, I'd be sorry for the people around you, because you're disgusting."

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"Eh?? No…I wasn’t kidding…" Bowser grumbled, paying more attention on how to improve his sign than on Krystal.

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She sneered at him, making a disgusted noise.

"Maybe you should show a better demeanor around others instead of just calling them such things as a housepet... and ignoring them for a stupid sign!"