Ward Off Nargles.

Do it England.

[catchymemes]

[certifiablyfantastic]

My friend dropped this take the other day and I can’t stop thinking about it-

EPIC: The Musical is just musical theatre Imagine Dragons

[commodoreshock]

Asriel: Lyra is dead and the knife is broken

Iorek: god you’re so fucking stupid. Lyra isn’t dead she’s *in* the land of the dead. Also I fixed that knife because I am a smith beyond measure and a better dad than you.

[g0ldf1shb0wl]

the duffers decided they didn’t want to hide jamie campbell bower in the vecna makeup all season so they put him in a slutty little brown suit, the twinkiest glasses ive ever seen, told him to smile, and then gave him an entire barbie dreamhouse to be offputting and handsome in 24/7

[junkfoodcinemas]

Twister (1996) dir. Jan de Bont

[morphmaker]

Sirius’s cave in Goblet of Fire

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[freyalise]

if i was trapped in the time loop i would do the correct sequence of actions to break out of the time loop on my first try, thus resulting in me unaware of there being a time loop in the first place

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

You keep saying this every time.

[freyalise]

that's because you're stuck in the time loop so you hear me say it every time. i on the other hand, got out perfectly so i'm experiencing time linearly as normal

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

I think this is the loop where I kill you with a rock

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[finally-figured-it-out]

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

[finally-figured-it-out]

There once was a man from Verdun

[genteelblackhole42]

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

[shredsandpatches]

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

[ruckuscauser]

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

[rat-girl-big-tits]

@limerickshere

[fremedon]

There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

[catchymemes]

Water biscuits

[thatdisasterauthor]

This is a spiritual companion to that exclamation point kitty.

[littleguysdaily]

[5centappointment]

i wish the period blood came out all at once like a shotgun blast

[criminalizegolf]

[strawberrynesquikphilosophies]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[forevermorganite]

I’m

[k-vichan]

Absolute. Peak. Millennial. Humor.

[only-cat-memes]

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