certified scorpio

i am being perfectly fucking civil

[certified-scorpio]

yo im back and ready to dwell again

[oddastrology]

Heaven, Purgatory or Hell

Heaven: Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius

Purgatory: Taurus, Gemini, Virgo, Pisces

Hell: Aries, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

[certified-aquarius]

hoe imma be ruling it come at me

but look its my squad

@certified-aries @certified-scorpio @certified-capricorn 

[certified-scorpio]

Hell Squad™

[certified-scorpio]

my most consistent mood is being pissed off

[certified-scorpio]

i swear i have some sort of connection with death

[certified-scorpio]

How ya doin friend?

i'm doin fine thanks

[certified-scorpio]

it's finally fall, the weather is becoming colder, i am THRIVING

[certified-scorpio]

visiting a police station would be like. my dream

[certified-aquarius]

@certified-scorpio do you WANT them to know we murdered someone??

[certified-scorpio]

nO but my dream is to work in criminal justice

[certified-aquarius]

take tips from my aquarius cousin:

1. don’t punch anyone (the things they’ve done man…)

2. have to have a strong stomach (prepare for gory details)

3. don’t be sadistic (thanks)

4. don’t be late. ever.

5. better choice to bring your own food (if they allow you to)

[certified-scorpio]

the most difficult part is "don't punch anyone" and "don't be sadistic" not sure if i can promise that

but thank you, to your aquarius cousin

[thingsilearnedfromsatc]

[certified-aquarius]

@certified-scorpio 👀👀👀

[certified-scorpio]

must...... not....... overshare......

[astrolocherry]

aries explodes ~ libra softens

taurus sings ~ scorpio screams

gemini teaches ~ sagittarius lectures

cancer imagines ~ capricorn realizes

leo radiates ~ aquarius hydrates

virgo serves ~ pisces sacrifices #sister signs

[certified-taurus]

@certified-scorpio

[certified-scorpio]

and i do like screaming

[certified-scorpio]

visiting a police station would be like. my dream

[certified-aquarius]

@certified-scorpio do you WANT them to know we murdered someone??

[certified-scorpio]

nO but my dream is to work in criminal justice

[certified-scorpio]

HALLOWEEN IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER AS WELL AS MY BIRTHDAY IT’S TIME TO GET SPOOPY

[scorpiorules]

Kindest signs mtl

Libra

Pisces

Capricorn

Cancer

Aquarius

Leo

Taurus

Virgo

Sagittarius

Gemini

Aries

Scorpio

[certified-taurus]

@certified-scorpio bein called out

[certified-scorpio]

:/ oh well

[certified-scorpio]

am i ever able to truly sleep

[certified-scorpio]

Ya of course I know where it's from I love those books!!

finally!!! i'm glad someone knows lmao

[certified-scorpio]

visiting a police station would be like. my dream

[certified-scorpio]

I like your bio 😎✌🏼️

thanks, do you understand it?? do you know where it's from??

[certified-scorpio]

ok ok i know i'm very dark and all but it's time for a change. my plutonian energy is telling me to transform and i will.