just another meme-ory

I'm Carrie and always suffering :^)

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that in 2019, Brazilian pоlіce seized a parrot who had been taught to alert criminals to pоlіce operations by shouting: “Mum, the pоlіce!” After being seized, the parrot didn’t cooperate with the pоlіce, staying completely silent and not saying anything (x)

[mathssuckarchived]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

hey man ur body does a really good job of regulating and maintaining itself… no homeo…

[pooheaded]

cashier: sorry sir this coupon isnt valid

me: omg... why would you.... dont listen to her coupon

coupon: ii jjsut wwaantted 2 hhelpp u geett 50% offf ffebreeze ffabrric refhreshers i,,,

[weirdnessisgood]

[gunzonyatmblr]

Them: yall talk?

Me: nah i’m getting played, why wassup?

[puthy]

[telnaga]

them: you know, it’s hard to date you, because you’re always taking and captioning brooding pictures of your chicken

me:

[kisshugger-deactivated20171213]

oi guv

be a good egg and toss us a quid me ma n pa are dead

[everythingfox]

“A variety of wild animals visiting a water fountain”

(via)

[tractorgoth]

Oh this is delightful, it just keeps getting better

[moosespores]

if we were both toads in hats would you come sit on my log yes or no

[thebilociraptor]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[novac]

Go 2 hell

[princessbento]

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[2makeroom4thefire]

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[buddhabrand]

big mac is short for big macdonalds