Locked in

Mel. 28. Sagittarius.

[incilerden]

[xanaxfarts]

Fujifilm: Limited Edition Sanrio Hello Kitty Instax Mini 10 (1999)

[yodaprod]

1999

[windwaver]

[immren]

probably the funniest panel ever. “chilchuck always says i’m sick in the head and threatens me.” that s so funny

[dirtygothboi]

[nessa007]

that’s how you write a headline

[raddagher]

Trump voters on tiktok are EXTREMELY mad about the following:

They just found out what tariffs are

They just found out what denaturalization is

They (particularly black and Hispanic trump voters) just found out that other trump voters are racist

Leftists and liberals don't want to be their friends (they are furious about this)

Leftists keep telling them they hope they get what they voted for (they are really mad about this too)

[grimeclown]

Who up gobbling they fucking wawa i guess

[anphivenas]

i need to get into cars

[dontsaythatillcry]

they have doors which help with this

[anphivenas]

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

[adz]

[mariamlovesyou]

At least I don't have a tumblr

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[moldavite]

are we sure the only way out is through? like. are we sure we can't just. go around

[beaft]

the little girl i was looking after today was so effortlessly funny and she didn't even know it. she wanted me to play "holidays" with her, which i assumed was a game where you pretend to be going on holiday - and it technically was, except her version mostly consisted of roleplaying being stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the airport

[beaft]

she kept giving me orders like "now you have to be the traffic warden, and you're telling me we can't go that way because the road is closed" or "now you're the man at the car park telling us there aren't any spaces left" or, my personal favourite, "now you're my dad and you're cross because we forgot the luggage"

[segamascott]

[saywhat-politics]

[flightyquinn]

I love that this implies that the person with that sticker both

a) lives in a conservative part of America

b) knows that none of their local Trump supporters are going to look up the verse

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2013-2015 Honda Accord

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

tacky kitsch is the real backbone of united states culture. roadside attractions, weird diners, buildings shaped like objects, restaurants with like a shark or a car sticking out of the roof, lawn flamingos – this is the true heritage of the west