Pool Boy at the Vampire Mansion

Brittany / 29 / she/they / INFJ Like if beevis and butthead was a girl

[blackvelvetofnight]

you're just mad that my presence is haunting and offputting and yours isn't

[daftpatience]

murderbot i love you

[lasfloresrotasblogdepoesia]

Unknown Artist, "Porte Veine", 1913.

[dogpuppy]

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[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[violentoffender]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[lambopticon]

My cat just body slam clawed my entire leg all to shit FOR NO REASON so I just annoyed him on purpose for 5 minutes.

I think I’ll schedule his vet appointment now, both as revenge for making me bleed everywhere and because he needs a checkup and I love him.

[gerardwayspostnutclarity]

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[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

[lambopticon]

The amount of people that have been saying they couldn’t tell the difference between parasitic week-long explosive diarrhea and their regular pooping is concerning. Please eat more fiber. See a gastroenterologist. Get a colonoscopy. Have a probiotic. Stop drinking so much coffee. Drink some water. Stay out of pools.

[satan-offical]

I find it funny when

Oh my god FUCK OFF

[phantomleaves]

Brooch made from the thigh bone of a WW1 soldier and gifted to his sweetheart

Sergeant Thomas Kitching, who served with the 12th Battalion, Durham Light Infantry, had his left leg shattered when wounded on the Somme on the 7th of July 1916. The brooch, together with a portrait of Sgt Kitching and postcards were sent to his sweetheart Lizzie Hunter, at her Birtley, County Durham address. He survived the war and went on to marry Lizzie in Chester-le-Street, County Durham, shortly after the war ended in 1918.

The Liddle Collection, Leeds University

[shegayonmygirl]

aborted doctor voice: I would've loved to dismiss the concerns of women and fat people... If I was born...