Occasionally I go back on cherubplay, hoping to have a cute fun time with other people who are looking for cute fun times. Oh well.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

if i look back, i am lost
RMH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Cosmic Funnies
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Andulka

Product Placement
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Kaledo Art
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Discoholic 🪩
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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@ceruleanbloods
Occasionally I go back on cherubplay, hoping to have a cute fun time with other people who are looking for cute fun times. Oh well.
I forgot my cherubplay password and when I finally managed through trial and error to remember it, this is the shit I return to on a year-old RP.
There was very little that suggested that his first makeout sesh with the hot human photographer was going to happen while camping in a bucket tent in a fucking swampy wetlands of troll semen. No one could have planned for that. A lesser person wouldn’t have even managed to work this in their favor at all so honestly Dirk was doing a damn good job with the hand that he landed. Dave was going to kiss him again now, because Dirk wasn’t even going to deign to answer questions that were irrelevant.
His hand curled firmly in Dave’s hair, pulling his mouth closer, and if he provided Dave with a little bit of deep conditioning via spunk in the bargain, that was not his problem. Like Dave had said, there were zero surfaces suitable for making out against, so the faster they accepted they were going to get bukakked for the cause, the better.
anyway, good morning.
Davesprite looked at his stomach, where his sword would be if he decided to materialize it. “That’s the ass replacement, huh? My gaping impalement injury?”Â
TT: You’ve got the gist of it, yeah.
“Well that’s easily the least arousing thing I could have ever imagined.”
Relationships: Auto-Responder/Davesprite
Rating: Explicit
Tags/warnings: incest (sort of), body horror, sexual dysfunction, cybersex, wound sex, erotic (???) electrostimulation
this was my fill for the 2015 hs rarepairswap and hoooo boy did it get way out of hand. im proud of it tho and im really glad the recipient (@fishadee) liked it and its looking like its going to be my most popular fic SO i guess u just gotta give the people what they want
and i guess what they want is a birdman fucking himself with glasses and getting electrocuted
Read your davekat trollstuck thing. It was beautiful. Why would that ever end?
I'm glad you liked it! It ended because the other player had some big IRL changes happen that got in the way, IIRC.
scuttlebuggy crash victim Kanaya♦Karkat Rated T, ~3200 words
"If it makes you feel more comfortable in your conciliatory prowess, pailing is the last thing on my pan at the moment. I am very much all about being talked out of bad decisions right now." You arch your neck, guiding his hands to the itchier parts. "For instance, I have an overwhelming desire to thrash my head against your computing station."
"Because what I need is your blood and matted fur all over my husktop. I'm not sure how I can turn down such an appealing proposal, but that's exactly what I'm going to do, because it's a fucking stupid idea. Just shut up and let me rub you into complacency, or at least until you stop wanting to ram into things like a rutting lowblood, my god."
A HSWC br1 fill for the prompt: Remember that time when Karkat took care of Kanaya while she was going through a particularly nasty molt?
they will swallow us whole Kanen'tó:kon/Ratonhnhaké:ton (Assassin's Creed) Rated M, ~5800 words
"It's okay, Kéton. I know you are going to leave. I know it's what you feel like you have to do, and I know why you are doing it." He shrugged, tilting his head down to look at Ratonhnhaké:ton's face directly. "I wish you did not have to, I wish none of us had to, but I also know you would choose to stay if you thought you could."
Ratonhnhaké:ton looked back and forth from one brown eye to the other, feeling a surge of appreciation and love and desperation push through his chest with such force that he didn't know what to say to express his gratitude at being understood, or how to think about saying anything at all. He wasn't good with words anyway, so instead he crawled up to kiss Kanen'tó:kon's temple in return, holding his lips there for an extended moment. When he pulled away, he could taste sweat and pine sap on his lips.
"What was that for?" Kanen'tĂł:kon asked carefully.
Not Homestuck, but I figured I'd share anyway. This is a new fandom for me, maybe some of you are into it too. (PS-- I'm doing a Let's Play of this game, if you're into that at all.) Shout-out to anybody who has ever had the misfortune to fall in love with their best friend at thirteen.
come and dance with me Dirkâ™ Cronus, ~4200 words, Explicit
CRONUS: vwhat i'm trying to say here is that i vwant to engage in a mutual stimulation of erogenous zones vwith you, perhaps in a starbucks hygiene block, and then make a wvery humble request about possibly getting you to hop on the bandvwagon for my nevwest project. CRONUS: but i really can't emphasize enough the part vwhere i blovw you to obliwvion vwithout any expectation that this vwill affect your decision vwith respect to my musical endeawvors, because that's just the kind of selfless guy i am. CRONUS: vwhat do you say?
HSWC bonus round 1 fill.
I just realized I never posted these over here. These were my two HSRarepairswap fills.
some visionary shit (Explicit, 7200 words) Dirk/Karkat
Cranberry juice catastrophes, machiavellian/heroic XTREME STRIDER BULLSHIT, sloppy interspecies hookups against phallic bar bathroom graffiti, and Dave pissing on everyone's parade.
sweaty satisfaction harbor (Explicit, 4800 words) Davesprite/Autoresponder
TG: skaia is an enigmatic piece of shit TG: big blue sadist thats mad jazzed for desperation porn TG: giving a guy all these gustatory desires and no machinery to fulfill them TT: It seems as though your frustration over the birdseed quandary is a little manufactured and over the top, Davesprite. TT: Something on your mind?
Ah really? I was kinda hoping that there was another person out there doing racially diverse headcanons. :< oh well, im still glad you're out there spreading awareness in this depressingly racist fandom. we need more tho. never enough poc headcanons out there.
Loads of people draw racially diverse Homestucks. Here's a smattering of artists off of the top of my head.
squints extremely loudly at your sidebar image because i know exactly what that shit was cropped from you dirty dirty hooligan
I'm the filthy hooligan who commissioned that picture in the first place.
is there something wrong with the 'freckles, platinum blonde hair, pale, skinny' headcanon dave? :< i mean, as long as you're staying true to his character his appearance shouldn't matter, right?
There's nothing wrong with peanut butter sandwiches but, fuck, I sure do get sick of eating them every day.
If you thought I was joking about drawing Dave as Awkwete Purrmusk, you were sadly mistaken.
To the salty asshole who won't jump off of my dick for two seconds because they're too busy being butthurt about me dumping them: It wasn't your character choice that made me dump you. Believe it or not, there are other perfectly legitimate reasons for dumping someone's response to your prompt, and I don't owe it to you to explain why. If you connect again just to be a dillweed, I'm reporting you.
1. A character is being delivered to their arranged marriage with a warmongering ruler. Which is just as they always planned, now they can take over.
I would write a surprising lot of these, just saying.
Powerplays, more like: my favorite.
2. A government agency is...
MASTURBATING FOR CHARITY.
MASTURB--
[wheezing noises in the distance]
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"whats your headcanon for dave" "freckles, platinum blonde hair, pale, skinny"
I haven't been doing much RPing lately because I've been too busy working on my Rarepairstuck fills. I have two of them in the collection right now (might be working on a third). You should see if you can guess which two are mine. :)
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