What do you mean i can't have a Girlfriend

Carina | 26 | German | Speak German, English, Swedish | She/Her | bi/demi / Autistic To palestinians seeking for donations, i am sadly not able to personally as i am on disability Not a Spoiler free Blog. Hyperfixation blogging Icon's are made from @lullindo 's and @krasnyzmeya 's Iconmakers.

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[mqfx]

(guy who's lost so much and loses more every day) I never fucking lose

[lindriart]

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[ah-muiii]

[insaneption]

orufrey little mermaid au

[strange-aeons]

Not to be dramatic or anything but waking up with this bug in my bed literally makes life worth living

[strange-aeons]

BUG IN MY BED!!!!

[bats-online]

Ideas in the 1890s: What if cocaine was a health drink

Ideas in the 1920s: We should make a new kind of plastic you can eat

Ideas in the 1960s: We should invent a new and more civil racism

Ideas in the 1980s: What if you could have sex with Hello World

Ideas in the 1990s: What if cars had TVs in them

Ideas in the 2000s: Is it gay to wash your hair?

Ideas in the 2010s: What if a refrigerator was made of goo

Ideas in the 2020s: What if there was a website where you could talk to Pepsi

[pukicho]

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

[moonlitmasque]

It's just a fad, it'll pass.

[pukicho]

Think again. China has been doing this trend I just invented for over 4,000 years.

[sarakipin]

Anything to walk on land 🔪 2021

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[pardalote]

The horde grows.

[martyfive]

this one is for Juniper Blessing.

this isn’t about mermay, really. you can grab the free png on my patreon. print it out if you can and remember her name.

[em-iliart]

how this week has felt

[junglejim4322]

Literally of course I believe everybody can be reformed however the willingness of white queers to laugh about having a Nazi phase and the prevalence of 4chan to the point of claiming it’s some sort of universal experience and right of passage is insane like you laughing about how youre a reformed former nazi really doesnt do much to make me think youre reformed