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xb1 cha0screw // Ben he/him, 21 // DID system // Apollo worshipper // mentally ill, mixed-race latinx /////// Heya. You've been busy, huh? . . . So, i've got a question for ya. Do you think even the worst person can change. . . ? That everybody can be a good person, if they just try? Heh heh heh he. . . All right. Well here's a better question. Do you wanna have a bad time? 'Cause if you take another step forward. . . You are REALLY not going to like what happens next. Welp. Sorry, old lady This is why i never make promises. It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. . . On days like these, kids like you. . . Should be burning in hell. Huh. Always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first. What? You think im just gonna stand there and take it? Our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum. Timelines jumping left and right, stopping and starting. . . Until suddenly, everything ends. Heh heh heh. . . That's your falt, isn't it? You can't understand how this feels. Knowing that one day, without any warning. . . It's all going to be reset. Look. I gave up trying to go back a long time ago. And getting to the surface doesn't really appeal anymore, either. Cause even if we do. . . We'll just end up right back here, without any memory of it, right? To be blunt. . . It makes it kind of hard to give it my all. . . . Or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy. . . ? Hell if i know. All i know is. . . Seeing what comes next. . . I can't afford not to care anymore. Ugh. . . That being said. . . You, uh, really like swinging that thing around, huh? . . . Listen. I know you didn't answer me before, but. . . Somewhere in there. I can feel it. There's a glimmer of a good person inside of you. The memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing. Someone who, in anothee time, might have even been. . . A friend? C'mon, buddy. Do you remember me? Please, of you're listening. . . Let's forget all this, ok? Just lay down your weapon, and . . . Well, my job will be alot easier. Welp, it was worth a shot. Guess you like doing things the hard way, huh? Sounds strange, but before all this i was secretly hoping we could be friends. I always thought the anomaly was doing all this cause they were unhappy. And when they got what they wanted, they would stop all this. And maybe all they needed was. . . I dunno. Some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends. But that's rediculous, right? Yeah, you're the type or person who won't EVER be happy. You'll keep cosuming timelines over and over, until. . . Well. Hey. Take it from me, kid. Someday. . . You gotta learn when to QUIT. And that day's TODAY. Cause. . . Y'see. . All this fighting is really tiring me out. And if you keep pushing me. . . Then i'll be forced to use my special attack. Yeah. My special attack. Sound familiar? Well. Get ready. Cause after the next move, i'm going to use it. So if you don't wanna see it, now would be a good time to die. Well. Here goes nothing. . . Are you ready? Survive this, and i'll show you my special attack! Huff. . . Puff. . . All right. That's it. It's time for my special attack. Are you ready? Here goes nothing. Yep. That's right. It's literally nothing. And its not gonna be anything, either. Heh heh heh. . . Ya get it? I know i can't beat you. One of your turns. . . You're just gonna kill me. So, uh. I've decided. . . It's not going to BE your turn, ever. I'm just gonna keep having MY turn until you give up. Evan if it means we have to stand here until the end of time. Capiche? You'll get bored here. If you haven't gotten bored already, i mean. And then you'll finally quit. I know your type. You're, uh, vety determined, aren't you? You'll never give up, evan if there's, uh. . . Absolutely NO benefit to perservering whatsoever. If i can make that clear. No matter what, you'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil. . . But just because you think you can. And bwcause you "can". . . . . . You "have to." But now, you've reached the end. There is nothing left for you now. So, uh, in my personal opinion. . . The most "determind" thing you can do here? Is to, uh, completely give up. And. . . (Yawn) do literally anything else. Heh, didja really think you would be able- . . . . . . . . . So. . . Guess thats it, huh? . . . Just. . . Don't say i diddn't warn you. Well. I'm going to grillby's. Papyrus, do you want anything? Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang, and although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

[cha0s-crew]

It feels so strange to be in front again. I don't have friends or a life anymore. I don't fully understand where my body is going next. Nothing that's mine feels like mine. I don't know what or who I'm supposed to be

[cha0s-crew]

I'm fully fronting for the first time in months

[wizardnuke]

despicable me is a valid movie facebook moms just decided the minions were funny instead of paying attention to the found family message that it was actually about

[wizardnuke]

it was simply about a bald russian man with fucked up legs that learned that loving his three adopted daughters is more important than stealing the moon

[just-high-school-things]

why the fuck are we even still doing graded assignments right now

life is hard enough when you’re starting to lose your sanity from being stuck in your house for months

[manicpussydreamboi]

say it a little louder for the teachers and the general education system that does not give a shit about out mental health

[sanrxo]

no offense but …. womaniser woman womaniser youre a womaniser (oh) womaniser (oh) youre a womaniser baby :/

[mrbenibo]

You- y-

[valtsv]

while i don’t mean to disregard anyone’s legitimate fears or phobias i genuinely don’t understand how anyone could think that crows are somehow “unlucky” or “omens of death” or “evil”. if you’ve ever seen a crow hopping along his merry way you’d know they’re just dark fluffy balls of hidden sunshine with absolutely nothing going on behind the eyes 90% of the time and you would feel very silly about your assumptions.

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[the-everlasting-ash]

What’s a coloring style? How do you color?

I’m actually serious lmao. I don’t know what I’m doing anymore 🙃

Also, I’m an absolute wreck when I think about post game saiouma

[scribdyke-remade]

the fact that daedra had to stop opening gates in black marsh because the argonians kept reverse-invading them is so funny to me it was just like

daedra: we’re invading

argonians: no, we’re invading

[crystallineknight]

Daedra: invades

Argonians:

[scribdyke-remade]

argonians: WHO’S THE DAEDRA NOW, ASSWAGON

[silver-tongues-blog]

Daedra:  WE COME FROM A REALM OF FLAME AND DEATH TO CONQUER YOU

Argonians: 

[catchymemes]

[parasitoidism]

[catboy-ouma]

i only make high quality art

[enterheavenalive]

[pineapplejarritos-deactivated20]

Cause it slaps next question

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tariqah]

You ever read someone else’s interpretation and analysis of a piece of media and just feel like beating their ass…

[yorksilk]

comrade shane strikes again

[shutyourmoustache]

hozier singing toxic on this the 20th day of march in the 2020th year of our lordt

[astraldemise]

But Tom Nook is a capitalist and a traitor.

i will not stand for this, he gives you housing with a debt that has no due date and you can easily pay it off by selling fruit you picked off of trees, and as confirmed in happy home designer he donates the vast majority of his income to charity, tom nook is a good man