Corporate Sellout

(she/her, ace, 25) don’t wake me up just leave me there dreaming | i cannot read, dont want to learn how.

[xrd]

[onthegreatsea]

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[parkchanwoohoo]

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[loveridden1999]

[nbarpf]

One of my all-time favorites

[brucespringsteencomments]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bpwpbshika]

[mommydgaf]

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]