TheKentRaptor

literally Just Whatever at this point | 1990

[poodlepincushion]

Ready for battle? No!

Ready for friendship? Yes!!

[menelaiad]

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

[timmurleyart]

Love letters. 💌✂️💌📮💕🐶

[flowermoonrising]

[Image description: A painting of Snoopy smiling while sitting at a round table and holding a pink envelope. On the table are three red and pink envelopes and a pair of scissors. The wall behind him is pink with multiple hearts drawn on it. On the wall are also strokes of brown and black paint that are partially smudged into the pink. Vertically, on the left side is a name that looks digital. It says "©Tim Murley." End ID]

[morhath]

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

[bookaddict7342]

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

[morhath]

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

[whorta]

funniest reply to being asked why you made someone fight their boss to the death thirty seconds ago

[hug-bees]

1001 Dalmations

[bweirdart]

happy neil day (20th anniversary edition?!?!!)

past years neils:

[honeyhobbs]

Keep banging out tunes little buddy!!

[edgebug]

emh: captain.... I must confess..... I.... poisoned a man... it was the only way i could get treatment for my dying patients... he was keeping vital care from them...

janeway, taking a huge hit of alien weed off her space bong, probably having just dealt with her 18th temporal paradox this year: poison him harder next time I don't give a fuck anymore

[edgebug]

emh: captain???

janeway, slapping her combadge: janeway to neelix. do you have any more talaxian vicodin

[edgebug]

neelix: sure captain, but are you sure you wouldn't like something stronger?

janeway: what do you have.

neelix: i found a little something called... cocaine :)

janeway, intrigued: TALAXIAN cocaine?

neelix: no, just regular earth cocaine. someone programmed the recipe into the replicator :)

emh: PARIS.

[edgebug]

as it turns out, it wasn't tom!

seven: i have begun to test the efficacy of my Borg implants' ability to clear toxins from my system

emh, furious: and i suppose that explains why you replicated FIVE KILOS of COCAINE in MY SICKBAY?!

seven: it was logical to replicate more when one kilo had no effect

[edgebug]

emh: one--how were you administrating it?!

seven: i consumed it orally, as is customary with self administered human medications of the era

emh: you ATE a kilo. of cocaine

seven: no. as we established. i ate five kilos

[itstimeforcomics-blog]

its time for the tantrum hole

[roughentumble]

love her. get his ass kiyohime

[roughentumble]

here's an image of her transforming back from dragon into a woman. queen

[theanishimori]

[mintykiwi]

oh wow get his ass.

[moonlightfemme]

daily affirmations

whoever annoys me will die

I am perfect

I am capable of killing people with my mind

[teathattast]

[gluten-free-pussy]

WHAT

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

Pusheen is married?!?

[lilkearnsie]

PUSHEEN HAS BABIES?!?!?

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

Queen Of Keeping Personal And Professional Lives Seperate

[mortimermcmirestinks]

SINCE WHEN IS PUSHEEN A GIRL

[foulfowledfool]

an absolute queen. her birthday is febuary 18th

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

she's Irish

[helloitsbees]

everyone say happy birthday pusheen

[eightyonekilograms]

afaik the only augmentative suffix in English is -zilla.

[king-of-men]

You are forgetting "2: Electric Boogaloo".

[argumate]

-apalooza, perhaps?

[king-of-men]

-ocalypse, -ocalyptic, -tastic.

[argumate]

fuckzilla, fuck 2: electric boogaloo, and fuckapalooza work, fucktastic definitely works, but fuckocalyptic doesn't sounds right 🤔

[jesin00]

-athon, for duration

[argumate]

training for a half fuckathon

[passionate-yelling]

Its actually -pocalypse, as in fuckpocalypse, but as an irregular augmentative you can shorten it in whatever way works best. I'm not sure fuckalypse hits as hard as fuckpocalypse, though

[argumate]

-itude, like "not with that fuckitude it won't"

[di--es---can-ic-ul-ar--es]

Fuckalyptic works great

[sargassostories]

Lest we forget -gate, e.g. “this post is a linguistic fuckergate.”

[cipheramnesia]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[barillapasta]

[jame7t]

Waiter? For me, your yummiest slices of meats & cheeses. For the lady one yucky berry

[cryptotheism]

Berry Sized Cackling Evil Witch: you always know what to get me

[hornestoothgap]

T. Kingfisher - What Stalks the Deep