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I keep seeing this stupid clip from SNL on my Instagram so I said fuck it, lets use it as an excuse to animate
Reblogging again cuz this is hilarious 😂 and the animation on Blazer yelling “NO! >:0” is so satisfying to me for some reason 😂😂
LMAO Robert losing his shit
Robert was in on it…
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I feel like wb has a bad (?) Habit of being overprotective with some stuff because his so used to taking care of his grandma that he has to break the habit because it's so embarrassing to him to do it with z-team, like feeding, or helping down the stairs
He did it once with sonar without thinking holding a spoon of rat soup or whatever sonar eats and got really embarrassed and tried to say sorry but sonar lowkey vibed with somone feeding him
So waterboy just feeds sonar and the z-team judges sonar for it, not wb. Never wb.
He does fuss and take care of the team. Robert is his main “target” absolutely (Robert is also everyone else’s main targets cause that man is so SKINNY and BROKE) but he does help the others.
One time Malevola is going down the stairs and she’s wincing cause her heels are too small but it’s all she got cause running in heels wrecks heels fast. She then hears an “oh!” And she feels a wet arm link with hers and a gentle hold on said arm as she’s gently being guided down the stairs. And Maleovla looks and it’s Waterboy. She asks what he’s doing and he blinks and says he’s helping her down the-
Then he freezes. Oh shit…he’s helping…a grown woman down the stairs when she didn’t ask. And that grown woman is MALEVOLA.
Waterboy jumps back and profusely apologizes saying he just does it with his grandma! And other elderly people! Malevola is like “oh so you’re calling me old?” And Waterboy squeaks out a “NO!” and he tries to explain but he’s stuttering so mucin and he’s SO embarrassed so he just blurts out “Please don’t hate me!!” before running off to go die in the janitors closet. Maleovla smiles a little cause it is a little cute.
One time they were all out for dinner and Flambae had something on his face. He doesn’t even have a chance to wipe it off with his napkin before Waterboy is wiping his face off with a soggy napkin. Flambae blinks and looks at Waterboy and Waterboy looks back and he realizes his error the moment he sees Flambae’s expression and is IMMEDIATELY scrambling to get out of the booth they’re in and he is RUNNING as fast as he can away.
Robert tells Flambae to not go after him and Flambae tells Robert not to worry about it. He’s feeling nice today. And Robert’s like “oh. Okay that’s go-“ and Flambae interrupts by saying “I’m giving a whole ass minute long head start before I go after him.”. Robert just sighs.
Speaking of Robert, Waterboy does a LOT for Robert (ship or not). He helps him organize the medications he’s on, he gives him lunches sometimes saying they’re leftovers cause they “made too much” (they aren’t leftovers btw and he’s made everyone lunches at one point or another just Robert gets it the most). He helps recommend things that might help soothe Robert’s chronic pain. The works.
Waterboy takes care of his friends cause they’re important to him.
Remember to hydrate
prism's expression has me gagged, this is SO funny
Agreed, I think about this post at least once a day
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This game has so many cute faces!!!! So,,,, I may have made one of those expression memes for it,, not all the faces of course, theirs just so many! But I did try to get a few I really liked!
Homestuck requests? Anybody, humans, post scratch trolls, ancestors, dancestors…
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Get to know the Mun
1. Besides writing, do you have any other creative type hobby? (Like drawing, knitting, cross-stitching, ceramics/sculpting, etc.)
2. Are you able to sew? With or without a sewing machine?
3. Can you kill the spider?
4. Can you cook?
5. Do you have any pets?
6. Do you prefer foods that are sweet, sour, spicy, salty, or bitter?
7. Are you an extrovert, introvert, or somewhere in between?
8. Are you able to sleep the whole night through or do you wake up sometime during the night? Do you find it difficult to fall back asleep?
9. What’s your favorite fruit? Favorite vegetable?
10. Which fruit do you hate? Most hated vegetable?
11. Are you afraid of wasps/bees or can you just calmly walk by them?
12. What type of shoes do you prefer (tennis shoes, sandals, boots, heels, etc.)?
13. What color are your eyes?
14. What’s your favorite season and why?
11 for the mun thing? :)
I fear everything my guy
(anon is asking me if I have a fear of wasps or bees)
Im gonna continue this blog once I graduate or start a new one
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@ask-nekochoromatsu
Iyayo and the man stood next to her hear a screech of metal grinding on metal and the elevator stops with a little bounce….
Iyayo waits for the elevator doors to open but they don’t.
“shit” she thought “this poor is guy is paying me to be his first time, and we can’t even get to the hotel room!” she looks over at him. His name was choromatsu, his ears and tail twitched nervously as looked at the floor, too embarrassed and shy to realize that they were trap inside a metal box. Iyayo cant help but smile, choro was simply too cute and the cat ears and tail certainly added
“Hey” she softly nudges him “the door isn’t opening, should we call for help?”
Choromatsu slightly jumped from the nudge, even though it was gentle, his nervousness can make him jump at anything. “w-what? it’s not opening?” he looks back at the shut doors with wide eyes. He was too focused on his thoughts that he didn’t even noticed. “u-uh, yes” He stammered out as he walked up to press the call button. He slightly pulled his tie, feeling his neck suddenly tighter. He’s too nervous to look up at the Iyayo, worried to see that if she had a annoyed face to be stuck in a elevator with him, since they were just close to their hotel room.
The speaker buzzes to life and on the other end comes and irritated voice
“ugh….WHAT?!” Iyayo purses her lips delayed dick has already shortened her patience with assholes and she was not about to let poor, sweet choro chubbs ((which is a fuckin stupid pet name)) hopelessly stumble through a conversation making it 30 minutes instead of 5 to request assistance. Choro opens his mouth to inhale then speak
“W-we would like to-
“We’re stuck” Iyayo says flattenly, she wants to get out of this elevator and done to “bidness” asap
“get us outta here” she demands. The asshole on the other end sighs
“I’ll the repair man but it’ll probably take-” a short pause is taken, lord knows how many brain cells this douche dong has wasted on one too many a splif.
“-about three hours” Iyayo is not to wait three hours, she hasn’t taken a flower in awhile, and she’s not about to wait any longer. The two captives deflate with disappointment.
“WHAT? We can’t wait that long!” Iyayo was simply not having it.
“Sorry sugar titts, guess ya shoulda gotten here before the repair man clocked out” Did he just called her sugar titts?? “Oh, you son of a bitch” Iyayo winds up to give a powerful kick at the speaker, but Choro holds her back and they both go toppling down.
“ Haaave fuuuun~” the speaker turns off with a blunt click and the two are left on the elevator floor.
@ask-nekochoromatsu
Choromatsu grunted a little when they hit the ground, then immediately turned his concern to iyayo. “i-iyayo, are okay? I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to drag you down”. Once he got a confirmation that she was a alright, he sighed. They had to wait for three hours, and that thought alone made him more nervous then before. He could clearly tell that she was angry with the news, and it worried him that she’s get mad at him since if it weren’t for him, they wouldn’t be stuck in a elevator. “I-I’m sorry iyayo….” He repeated again, “I-I never thought that this would actually happen. B-But don’t worry, we just, have to pass time.” He knows that might not help much, but he still did his best to look at things positive, at least not to piss her off more then she already is from the speaker.
Iyayo exhales and leans her head on choro’s shoulder and clings to his arm,partly to get comfortable, partly to relax, and partly to comfort choro.
“Choro, none of this is your fault. Neither of us could’ve known that this would happen” and then the rest of what choro said began to register and iyayo bite and gave a mischievous smile as she clung tighter.
“and how do you suppose we could-” she leans into choros’ ear and speaks in a hushed tone that sounds more like a moan
“Pass the time~?”
Choromatsu slightly smiled, the contact of her resting her head on his shoulder was nice, and it seemed that iyayo calmed down too so it was relaxing for the moment. That was until what iyayo said into his ear made him shiver, his eyes widen as his blush resurfaces twice. “I-I, um-” he stuttered a few times, one of ears constantly twitching from the sudden closeness between them. “A-Anything you want to do, really” he finally said after his stuttering stopped.
Iyayo smiled and giggled a little at choromatsus’ reaction.
“Well-” she sat herself in front of him a leaned forward
“You’re the client, so you get to choose!” letting the client do whatever they want was a very rare occurrence, but choro was special, he cared for Iyayo so she wanted to treat him.
The poor man almost chocked on his own spit, his eyes immediately glancing down to her chest slightly exposed. Oh god, should he be looking down? Even when he looks at her face it didn’t calm him down, especially of what’s growing down on his pants. “W-Well…um…” Once again his stuttering was acting up again, unsure of what he should say, I mean for god’s sake, he’s given the choice to do anything with her! It like a dream come true. But he still wants to take it slow and enjoy this moment. Letting out a loud gulp, he finally glances back at her, staring at her for a a moment with his flushed face before speaking in a shy tone. “..w..w-we can do…k-kissing first…” Boy, he truly is a cherry boy.
Iyayo gives him a warm smile, she can’t help but feel protective of choro, she gingerly cups one of his cheeks. “Everything will be ok” she says in her best soothing voice. Iyayo knew how to care for her clients both physically and mentally, almost like a social worker but she had to much pride to ever say that. “you just relax and i’ll do all the work” she brings choro’s face to hers takes a breathe and goes to work.
