mmm toxic slutch

flora • 21 • simple tomfoolery and shenanigans

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[minormalady]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Went to Aldi today and there were three checkout counters open and all of them were staffed with people with identical body types and identical nose rings and identical short beards and identical manbuns

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

When I got in line there was one counter open and the line was huge so they opened a couple more while I waited so it was like copies of The Checkout Guy just kept coming out of the stockroom to duplicate his efforts

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

There was also an old woman in there, maybe 80 or 90 years old, and her phone went off and it was the Crazy Frog ringtone. Not the original ringtone. The song version.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#sims 4 ass life

[mrsterlingeverything]

When i met u in the summer

[mrsterlingeverything]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

who else COLD tonight

[innerchildabortionclinic]

come on everyone you know what to do

[depsidase]

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

[beardedmrbean]

[s-lycopersicum]

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[rylandgraces]

How it feels when someone prevs you

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[clowngirlcreampie]

yeah I know I burned the fuckk out of that bridge but in my defense how else was i supposed to light my way

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Largest Blueberry In The World

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile