sex haver

nathan/slimey he/him page of life prospit

[chadska]

i log onto tumblr dot com for the first time in moons to cause problems

[straycatj]

are you allowed to have salami?

Yes, you can… But I’ll never, no thanks

[straycatj]

Excuse me everyone… Why my salami matter gets so popular… 😑

[toxictiktoks]

[toxictiktoks]

[hymnism]

[valtsv]

so glad illumination hasnt picked up on this live action remake trend because seeing a minion rendered in photorealistic cgi might just be the one thing capable of breaking me

[airfryerenthusiasts]

YOU. THIS IS YOUR FAULT.

[vivaciousarcanist]

[silver-tongues-blog]

out of all the movies theyve done that is probably the worst to have live action

[corancoranthemagicalman]

The year is 2020 and I can’t believe this.

[frnkieroismydaddy]

Oh dear God

[knifefightscene]

end of the year mood

[cartwheelandfaceplant]

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

[stellarblade]

[defeated-sanity-deactivated2017]

Put it in a box….

[google-searchhistory-official]

Deliver it

to my house and put it on

[lunatic-harness]

my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock my cock

[google-searchhistory-official]

Cheesy on my peeny and sauce on my balls

[tinypuppies]

[straightboyfriend]

every time i jump my dick hits me in the face & i die

[nnanii]

[demiboy-mint-choco-deactivated2]

Can’t you hear my penis SMACK

I’m flat on my back

[sexhaver]

i think about “LE SAD DEMIURGE” at least once every other day

[lesbeans-on-toast]

new discourse

what do u guys call these? i call them woggles

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

breakfast

[localtiktoks]

[localtiktoks]

[starlightshoe]

[ryomahoshi-moved-deactivated202]

[omghotmemes]

[dinnerkingdedede]

[this-emo-has-left-this-blog]

Happy New Year! Sceniez, this our decade! XDD

[chadska]

fuck literallt every part of homestuck^2 that doesnt have the kids in it if you dhow me it without the kids in it i will literally block you on sight

[chadska]

show me vrissy