Tales from the Imperial Cannery

[glassamphibians]

started dead boy detectives & is each episode going to introduce a new hot animal man trying to fuck edwin or is it just weird that it happened twice

[chafujimura]

This is the best tag ever lol

[unicorngunter]

Btw by this time they could've already been solving cases in season 2. Just saying.... * starts wailing uncontrollably *

[anxious-witch]

Imaginary Paintings, Lisel Mueller

[occasionaloneshots]

This is the dialogue from that scene with the Lily, right?

[chafujimura]

I may never recover from this suit. That's it, this is where I live now.

[lilyznow]

Cat got your tongue? ❤️‍🔥

[unicorngunter]

The Lumineers – Cleopatra

[distinguishedenthusiastcatt]

I started rewatching the series after a long break, and oh my god, how I adore the Cat King and Catwin! I still can't tear myself away from their scenes; I grin and giggle stupidly while watching and still remember every moment word for word😍

That's what love is called😌

[chafujimura]

My cat is secretly Michael Sheen.

[chafujimura]

Yuuuup! Never unseeing this. And if I have to think about the similarity, then so do you.

[penandinkprincess]

cackling about the idea of people who know about ilya's reputation as a playboy and assume that he'll almost def be down to cheat even after he's officially and openly with shane

only to come up to him in a club to try and flirt and get handsy just to get hit with a 🗣️ I'M MARRIED 🗣️

[hyperpixating]

[tumblerislovetumblerislife]

@dont-offend-the-bees said ck in this outfit, and i said bet

[gaynehollander]

Ilya so immediately clocked Shane's little autistic flirting in that Saskatchewan parking lot but I honestly don't think Shane clocked it himself so, years later, when Ilya talks about it as "Shane coming onto him" and Shane goes "hello??? I just wanted to introduce myself??" Ilya just says, "Shane, the apple of my eye, the light of my life, my breeze in a stuffy room, my sunshine in the dead of winter, when have you ever willingly initiated small talk with another person?" and Shane is forced to concede that, yes, looking back, he was flirting.

[chafujimura]

When I tell you I laughed so hard I wheezed and had to pull out the emergency inhaler because I couldn't STOP. The spirit of Queen Elizabeth fuckin' SENT ME!

[chafujimura]

Happy Dead Boy Detectives Day everyone!

[incorrect-deadboy-quotes]

Night Nurse: I'm disappointed in you, Edwin. Edwin: That means... literally nothing to me.

[chafujimura]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Edwin "Do I look like I have any fucks to give" Payne