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noonlight-stims

Thanks for playing.

pastabaguette

spinny nepeta for fun + animation practice.

melerbytes

YAP GOD

should prolly make this acc pretty at least ewwewew

choerrythewrld

hate ugly ppl like shut up

Took a psychopath test and uh, yeah

cha0smaid

contamination

01.13.20

ojibwa

Drew this beast with my bare hands akakaka, i really like it, yes indeed

#art #hand #handart #traditonal #traditonalart #aesthetic #nails #paintednails #oop #fingers #pen #pencil #graphiteart #penart #love #fiance #gift #giftideas #imsorry

triss19

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are.

OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

loremerchant

I know just the man for the job.

whomthegodswoulddestroy

This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.

prehistoricsilverfish

@explainingthejoke ?

explainingthejoke

The initial image is a size comparison between the statue of liberty and a wind turbine. The wind turbine is over ninety feet (about 28 meters) taller.

A commenter pretended to misinterpret the image as one of a wind turbine attacking the statue of liberty. The next commenter answered with an image of Don Quixote, a literary character who once thought a windmill was a monster and announced his plans to fight it. They are joking that if a wind turbine attacked the statue of liberty, Don Quixote would be willing to fight the wind turbine.

Incidentally, that scene led to the English idiom “tilting at windmills,” meaning a person who has not only disproportionate reactions of anger, but disproportionate reactions of anger to nonexistent challenges.

jenroses

So all those people who are fighting to preserve coal jobs and the fossil fuel economy are….

actually…

tilting at windmills.

kingatticus

I feel like this is one of the very few times where explaining the joke leads to another one that everyone can now understand and laugh at

kikakat17

This an amazing post

norcross

real quality, start to finish.

scatterpatter

I've found out the worst thing about when you turn 21+

When people give you The Look if you order a soda and suddenly you need a "reason" why you almost never drink

scatterpatter

Okay y'know what no fuck this

I've needed a """reason""" since I've gone to college!!!

No one bats an eye if you say "I dont like orange juice" but if you say "no I don't like beer thanks" SUDDENLY you get "why not? Do you have a test tomorrow? Is it something medical? Personal reasons? Religious reasons? Do you not like socializing?" And don't even get me STARTED on the infantilization of ppl who don't drink

And like nothing drives me crazier when people use That Tone(like you know the one when like a white middle aged Karen is all "it's Okay if you're gay, just keep it to yourself!", you know, THAT pretentious tone) all like "Yeah it's fine that you don't drink! ... But I'm gonna pour you a little bit and see if you like it ;)" LIKE

OKAY

IM 21, RIGHT??? IM AT THE AGE WHERE WOOOOW I CAN START DECIDING WHAT I CAN AND CANT LIKE, AND YET IF YA DONT DRINK PEOPLE TRY TO DICTATE WHETHER OR NOT YOURE ALLOWED TO LIKE ALCOHOL

*ANGRY SCATTER NOISES* ALCOHOL CULTURE IS BULLSHIT AND IN THIS ESSAY I W

chaidenisntgay

Preach babes

Concept art lol

#conceptart #art #swirls #whisps #black #blue #blackandwhite #monochrome #slashofcolour #color #graphicedit #edit #aesthetic #artaesthetic #twosquares #pretty #cute #satisfying #digitalart #drawing #orange #orangeaesthetic #orangebackground #white

Concept art for a thing

#conceptart #art #swirls #whisps #black #blue #blackandwhite #monochrome #slashofcolour #color #graphicedit #edit #aesthetic #artaesthetic #twosquares #pretty #cute #satisfying