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@chainsawmac
My partner works for NASA and he said all the astronauts have set their teams away messages to be Very Normal things that Don't at all imply that they are In Space. Everyone at NASA knows they are in Space, but Microsoft Teams may never know.
she never looks relaxed
they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are
I used to block people who called Pangur ugly, until she reached about 8 years old, and then I was like yeah okay I see it now
if my interest wasnt piqued before well it certainly is now
We finally got our copy of Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs To Die yesterday and the polycule has been reading it aloud to each other with great flourish (if you, too, have a family of nerds who you can subject to read-along time for this, I HIGHLY recommend it).
My fiancé, who most notably is not on our favorite hellsite, made a passing comment about how the fact that the book leaned heavily into the Tumblr syntax style made it harder for him to read aloud, because so many things were "written backwards." To which I said, what? And then he re-read the same line he had just read and looked at me, expectantly. To which I said what? again, but louder.
Readers, I had no idea what the fuck this man was talking about.
Apparently, he explained to me far more patiently than I probably deserved, one of the major flags that someone has been around on Tumblr long enough for it to affect their speech patterns is that we love to reverse the order of a sentence and throw in a comma or period as a brief pause for breath, so as to make the second part of the sentence have more of a comedic punch. He said that we've been "yes, and"-ing on the site so long that we've developed entirely around The Bit. He said that while other sites are chasing clout, we're chasing the ha-ha's. He functionally said we're a separate jester genus in the social media taxonomy of the Internet. Tumblr is a clown car and we're driving dangerously with our infinite handkerchiefs and squirting flowers at the ready. Cool, cool. What?
I protested that I definitely don't speak that way, and he looked me dead in the eyes in front of my entire polycule and said that I do exactly that when I'm trying to be funny. Because I've been on Tumblr for almost 15 years. Exactly as long as I've known him. He's watched it develop, in real time. I have never felt more fuckor in my entire life until that moment.
grandmas were right about sitting out on the porch all day
feels like wrapping your legs around a beautiful day and draining it inside you
He is my princess diana
Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob
"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about
people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target
What... What movie is this.
ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500
i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady
I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.
how i sleep knowing i write shitty fiction but at least don’t use chatgpt
Every racist MAGA/GOP/KKK slippery slope prediction is worthless.
