hella snappy

Genesis DBC '15, '16 * Crossmen Winds '17 * high brass for life fam.

[meetmeintheflowers]

BREAKING: Ticketmaster announces it will put remaining Taylor Swift tickets in Wonka bars for five lucky children

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

night sluts

[dragongirltitties]

they’re called vampires

[a13then]

moon whores

[quinintheclouds]

those are called werewolves

[snapscube]

[robotpixels]

[chris-evans]

[radical-eve]

[krishnahare]

transhumanists be like go grandpa

[deathwarlock]

Playstation 5

[shiftythrifting]

[gallusrostromegalus]

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

[jaynavajasso]

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

[orwellsunderpants]

THIRD BASE

[lordkevington-deactivated-deact]

Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”

[j-sprrr]

[excessivelysesquipedalian]

my asshole cat once again comes to me and does his usual indications for “hey, there’s a problem I need you to fix, please help.”

because I love him and he is weirdly smart and actually really good at figuring out problems and getting help (like when he lets me know the bird feeder is empty because he wants to watch the birds) I trustingly get up and follow him.

he reaches the window, outside of which is a thunderstorm. he is very afraid of thunderstorms, and normally does not go anywhere near the windows when they happen. upon reaching the window he indicates in his usual fashion, “here is the problem, please fix it.”

no idea whether to be flattered and endeared that my cat thinks I control the weather, or frustrated because my cat is now mad at me for refusing to control the weather on his behalf. this is the second time this has happened.

[stonelionhearts]

one of the most brilliant exchanges ever written for television tbh

[rubyvroom]

I mean as story decisions go, giving Data a cat and the screentime to try to logically reason with the cat with very little success, thus letting the robot embody Every Cat Owner Ever, was A+

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[theanimalmemes]

And that, is the world’s cheapest yard remodel.

[omghotmemes]

Florida

[themarauderssocialistutopia]

Can confirm

[stream]

The Simpsons S08E10 “The Springfield Files”

[springbeanz]

[pochowek]

[throwbackblr]

Wendy’s Training Videos Hot & Cold Drinks

[fuckinglilah]

Me hoppin out the training room like

[ampervadasz]

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

[kasaron]

I dislike this. 

[realest-asami-requiem]

[thecommonchick]