Chaldea Updates

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Fate Grand Order Arcade (Derogatory)

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Mash Potato Kyrielight has won employee of the month once again. Congratulations.

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Huh...Some times, it just hits us that some heroic servants have living descendants in modern times. And here we are...in Antarctica...playing Monopoly with their ancestor. Weird.

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Okay, when Chef Emiya asks what you’d like to eat, no more answering “That ass.”

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“Let them have a weekly movie night, nothing will go wrong. Ooh how about a Disney movie month?” Well thanks a lot. Now all the princess servants have been singing nonstop!

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Stop suggesting that we play a Chaldea-wide game of Among Us. Last time Abigail called someone sus, it didn’t end well.

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Hey I’m going to stop by The Golden King on the way home, do y’all want anything?

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Never mind...Mama Emiya said we already got dinner at home.

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Hey I’m going to stop by The Golden King on the way home, do y’all want anything?

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So Wikipedia reached out to us. Servants are no longer allowed to edit their Wikipedia pages with “I did nothing wrong.” and then sourcing themselves.

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The newest shipment of Mini Edison dolls have come in, but we think there might be a defect. When pressed, the dolls just say “CAPITALISM” over and over.

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No, we can’t discipline servants for “just being creepy”. We already checked when Blackbeard was summoned.

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This year’s talent show has been postponed on account of every servant submitting “Beat Achilles” as their talent.

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It’s cool everyone. We checked out the screaming from the 4th floor. Wu Zetian says it was nothing to worry about.

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We have an entire section reserved for really cool servants. And by section, we mean outside Chaldea. And by cool servants, we mean Anastasia. Ngl we’re still a little mad about last New Year’s.

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When contracted with Master, all servants agreed, in tiny magical print, to have a summer outfit worn before the contract is over. That means you too, Avicebron.

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We’ve decided to confront the elephant in the room and ask Fou what he was. Is he a squirrel? A bunny pupper? His answer, “Fou!” And there you have it folks, from the fou himself.

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What happens when a Nightingale crosses paths with an Okita? Nothing good, that’s what.