[glnger-ale-official]

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

[armenains-archive-deactivated20]

me when i read something i don’t like: good thing i’m Jared, 19!

[frenchinhalechanelxoxo]

[i8yurcookie]

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

[claude-speed-tmblr]

Cells be like:

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8

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[alderion-al]

Las Fungis 🍄 ✧ Instagram ✧ Twitter ✧ Store ✧ Redbubble ✧

[palmpetals]

some casual wear princesses

[i-am-a-fish]

[beetlecirice]

WHAT THE FUCK?! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!

[i-am-a-fish]

[madeline-kahn]

“These people aren’t just rich. They’re crazy rich.”

Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu

[gnossienne]

The blood moon is framed by the statues of Hera and Apollo in Athens, 27 July 2018 (x)

[jakegyllenhaal]

me thinking about the continuous progression of time

[homonsters]

[vijara]

Dean Zruya by Bryan Huynh for Boycott Magazine issue no. 5

[bgm05]

[analife]

Ziad Nakad // Haute Couture - Spring 2017

[keybladesoras]

I’m just a girl. I’m not a threat.

[transstephen]

Me: *swallowing my pills* nonsexual vore

[dojacat]