don't mind meme

she/her, 18+, shitpost central with the occasional hysterical blubbering fit, ask me about my vodka agenda

[miamitu-illust]

some words of encouragement from the gaang <3

[abysswarlock]

[mundanesalad]

[plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and answers it like a phone]

[kingatticus]

[places lobster gently back into the tank]

Wrong number

[ghostextremist]

my favorite tweet of all time is the ma’am is your baby unwell one it’s literally s o f u n n y

[ghostextremist]

[forbiddenfloppydisc-deactivated]

[dairypropaganda]

7 year olds when a teachers phone goes off in class

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

thisbgoes off its funy mother fucker

[kaijuno]

College kids when the profs phone goes off in class

[vectorbelly]

[radiation]

the dk rap but it doesn’t stop at the end it just keeps going naming new kongs thay are increasingly obscure and scary until you get an absolute abomination kong

[papasmoke]

He has no mass, he has no face This Kong is a colour out of space He can't be seen, nor be displayed When you look at him your mind is flayed He doesn't exist and he isn’t here The Unknown Kong has disappeared

[miyku]

[elenafishersps1]

hello???? javier said 🎸 ⬆ ↩ ⬅ 🚶‍♂️

[champagnesuperhoeva]

I think we can all relate

[straightboyfriend]

being sentient sucks i wish i was a croissant

[elenafishersps1]

bend…and snap!

[elenafishersps1]

it worked, but on the wrong man

[champagnesuperhoeva]

mission failed, we’ll get ‘im next time

[mobile-soup-gundam]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

Apology

i would like to apologise for the thought bubble containing a cartoon mouse in a dressing gown and nightcap who picked up a small plate with a candle on it, yawned and went to bed which appeared while you were telling me about all your problems

[keatonpatti]

[valtsv]

my favorite thing about humanity is that we saw multiple creatures and were like “wouldn’t it be cool if that had wings” and we were right every single time

[valtsv]

[whitewhalewasted]

[n-namida]

[alonglineofbread]

[anxietyproblem]

[mamasjusttryingtohaveahobby]

Story of my life.

[champagnesuperhoeva]

this tweet pointed a finger right in my face and started laughing