Changeisinorder

Mostly I'm on my phone. Anything you want to know? 25 year old bi guy. You can message me. Seriously!!

[i-am-a-fish]

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

[damaramegido]

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

[transselkie]

Hey op you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing

[tamagobert]

y'all are just jealous that op is brave enough to monch on the forbidden chocolate…

[i-am-a-fish]

I’m living

[dragon-hated-art]

What does the forbidden chocolate taste like

[i-am-a-fish]

soap

[guerrillatech]

[strawbeb]

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

[saywhatjessie]

#it’s only a soliloquy if it’s in verse #otherwise it’s just a sparkling mental breakdown

[prokopetz]

Yes, yes, “blood for the blood god” and all, but when you think about it, why would the blood god want blood?

I mean, they’re the blood god.

Presumably they already have blood.

You’re giving them the one thing that by definition they already have in great supply.

[changeitagain]

I don’t think you end up the blood god by saying “yeah, that seems like a reasonable amount of blood.”

[prokopetz]

I think the basic difference between children’s fantasy literature and YA fantasy literature is that in children’s fantasy lit the fundamental problem is that nobody regards the protagonist as a threat, while in YA fantasy lit the fundamental problem is that everybody regards the protagonist as a threat.

[dogboyrevenge]

[lottleyco]

[canuckianhawkbi]

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[soulsistrin]

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

[liifeintechniicolour]

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

[petermorwood]

All this and then, instead of any number of, uh, saltier terms that might have been used, along comes “agitated”…

:->

[chriservans]

Steve Rogers’s porn.

[sarahconnorjr]

[danray002-deactivated20241205]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tastefullyoffensive]

This is the kind of energy I have for pretty much everything.

[toastbutteregg]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oe6]

[ramranchcowboycocks69]

It’s time.

[ramranchcowboycocks69]

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

when you find a very funny meme

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

when you show your friend the humorous meme

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

and he also has a giggle at it

[sandandglass]

[thundercuntvirgin]

Be careful when calling for a cat in the dark because you don't know what else might come to your calls

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Call louder, to attract more cats.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Just checked the notes. Glad to see we're all on the same page.