Clay The Gay

icon cred to myself || Claymore || queer || trans || aries || he/them || nerd || writer ||19||slime time || since my sideblog is exploding i practice witchcraft over @greenhestian|| you can view my wörms over at @worms-in-nature||

[liquidstar]

theres a hole in the wall in my brothers’ room because they were fighting (for fun not anger) in there once and one of them knocked the other into the wall so hard his head made that hole, so they put two small skeletons in there for decoration

[liquidstar]

they tapped up the “décor” sign up because according to them the skeleton is named décor and the one underneath him is his husband. also worth noting that they found 2 dollars in there the other day

[liquidstar]

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[thebootydiaries]

[venusinhugs-deactivated20120422]

[mydemoniccat]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my terrifying cat

[mydemoniccat]

Throwback

[mochasucculent-archive]

Concept: booty shorts but they have long-time nuclear waste warning messages on them 

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[ Image: 5 pairs of booty shorts containing phrases from the proposed long-time nuclear waste warning message on the butts.

“What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us”

“Nothing is valued here”

“No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here”

“The center of danger is here”

“The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically” ]

[fuzzynecromancer]

@gluten-free-pussy wears these after washing down a grilled cheese sandwich with a milkshake

[gluten-free-pussy]

You know me so well

[transaurus]

[magicandstitchcraft]

While I haven’t quite made one to add to my dice bag collection, I… might, heh.

The “Solar Arcanum” dice bag - it’s… very magical girl, and I love it.

https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/MagicandStitchcraft

[eylim95]

Crying real tears, I bought this and it arrived SO quickly and, much to my surprise, does hold all my million dice without straining or anything!!!

The care instructions and such were a delight, I cannot recommend these bags enough. Thank you for making such amazing product, dear Bag Witch!! <33

[magicandstitchcraft]

Aw, shucks. I’m so happy you like it!

I hope you and your dice enjoy it! :)

[transaurus]

I've posted so many tiktoks about queer rights and history and blm that I've been shadowbanned so :/

[c3rvida3]

The X-Files title screen edits I have saved on my phone now make a little poem. How cute.

[pochowek]

[madmadmilk]

BLACK LIVES MATTER. YESTERDAY, TODAY AND TOMORROW. @ noturjacky on IG

[vincaris]

finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)

[maximumsunshine]

Holy shit, I thought I was about to reblog a photo of a frob hiding in a flower.  Then I read the flavor text and it’s so much better than that!

[thelibrarina]

I literally picked up my laptop and held it an inch in front of my face to see the details. And I’m STILL only 80% sure it’s a painting??? This is incredible.

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

not to sound like a protestant but the one bad joke all generations have in common is the normalization of alcohol dependency 

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

like i’m NOT about to start romanticize temperance i’m not against casual drinking or even getting absolutely blasted every once and a while…..but from forty somethings who meme about having to drink a whole bottle of wine to deal with their spouses to people my age who say “i can’t socialize without being at least a little buzzed” like that’s normal…it’s definitely….something to think about 

[martinscorgayse]

What wine specialist wrote that article about how often she gets asked “What’s the best wine to drink when I’m sad?”

Her answer: “None, you dullard! Wine is a joyful thing. Don’t drink because you’re sad.”

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

see now this i like!!

[prettycolors]

#72946b

[bob-belcher]

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Awwwww

[n0kiv]

My sensitive self can’t take this. this is beautiful 😫😢💕

[onlyblackgirl]

I love Gordon.

[bitter-and-queer]

She’s blind and he was making all the points about the pie in a way she could respond to: sound. He is an amazing man

[cosmic-noir]

[dilfweed]

Not to mention Christine won Master Chef that year.

[182649-deactivated20180312]

I reblog Gordon Ramsey every time he appears

[kalmyovagina-deactivated2018052]

aww the feels. this is so beautiful.

[melvinocappuccino]

Good lord I haven’t been this teary-eyed in a while.

[just-your-average-douchecaboo]

why am i crying dammit

[imagitory]

Come on. You all know I couldn’t not have this on my blog. 💙

[beepbeepboopbeepboopbeepbeepbee]

i watched the episode where lisas president and bart asks her to legalize it and shes like What and he just looks at her like this

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

gay marriage