Never Buy Weed From A Guy Named Mortimer

Pop culture historian in training. I'm Simone (they/she) and I like flowers and television. I reblog stupid jokes and queue cute flowers and stuff. Parlo español! Hablo l'italiano!

[cnyn]

[kalliedoesfanart]

A pumpkin friend

[quazies]

The Catboy Curse

(reposting here in celebration of an event that may have just happened)

[guerrillatech]

[the-real-skeletor]

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

[ghost-cassette]

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

where’s that screenshot of the mean girls book where it says something about a slut. anyway I need someone to edit bernie sanders into it

[spoekelse]

dunno if anyone’s already done this

[marisatomay]

why do i have a headache today?

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[floq]

they are doing hot girl stuff 🕯

​i just wanted to draw these two as girlfriends doing magic together (because that’s what gay people do)

[godlessondheimite]

there’s a difference between “being canceled” and “facing consequences” but there’s also a fine line between “facing consequences” and “deincentivizing growth and change” and i think that needs to be grappled with more. i’m not saying all mistakes need to be forgiven by everyone, but people who make mistakes are people, and if it becomes clear that not only will they will never be forgiven for their past, but that they will also be continually punished, then it’s a normal human response to grow frustrated and stop trying, and the holier-than-thou response of “well if they were really sorry, they would willingly accept all the punishments we throw their way” is stupid. what does pulling receipts up from 20 years ago do? who do these “gotcha” moments help?

[thecollectibles]

Art by Gabe Gonzalez

[cuteitem-deactivated20220720]

trauma doesnt make you funnier like all those twitter posts say. it's actually IBS and other gastrointestinal problems that make one funny

[martinscorgayse]

Real “thinking about friends I’ve decided to permanently ignore but they probably didn’t even notice though it tears me up inside” hours

[mayakern]

checks my watch

oh would you look like that, it's

nora o'clock

[bamsara]

the overwhelming grief of losing an entire year to sickness, violence and pandemic fatigue is settling in so id like to remind everyone that: you are not a failure, yes there is still a happy future for you, and wearing a mask is very sexy

[glimmerpearl]

It’s Taako Tuesday

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[siriusdraws]

it’s YA GIRLS