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Currently fronting: Silence, Phoenix. Hi, we're the Firebird System. (DID) I'm Phoenix, I run the account, They/them. Polyamorous, Panromantic, Demisexual. A meet the system post is pinned. Don't be weird, I am not looking for a partner at the moment. Extremely depressed, often mood swings, please be 

[heythereratatouille-deactivated]

shrek is 15 years old today

[heythereratatouille-deactivated]

shrek is 16 years old today

[johncribati]

Shrek is 17 years old today

[addicted2electronics]

Shrek is 18 years old today

[striders-spiders]

Shrek is 19 years old today

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Shrek is 20 years old today

[just-your-average-douchecaboo]

Shrek can now drink. Happy birthday, Shrek.

[k4rkl3s-blog]

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

[thinking-clairely]

I’VE WAITED 2 FUCKING YEARS TO POST THIS BECAUSE I MISSED 420 2 FUCKING YEARS IN A ROW

[fuckyeahbiguys]

[fuckyeahbiguys]

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

[vinceaddams]

12 days left until the breadiversary, we’d better make sure we have the ingredients on hand!

[purrpleberrie]

It’s today!

[vinceaddams]

It’s today!!

[day6andetcetera]

It’s today!!!

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

IT’S TODAY!!!

[nippon-com]

A giant salamander emerged from Kyoto’s Kamogawa on July 4, 2014, following torrential rains that flooded the river.

Four years later to the date, it returned.

[hellsite-yano]

FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOOOOOOOOOOOO

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[tpolisher]

[seasonallydefective]

Handy guys building stuff for their pets are so wholesome 😭

[rovermcfly]

[nothinglu]

Ohhh

[daughterofaphrodite828]

Incredible 😍😍😍

[1oldbear]

Eat your heart out, Bilbo

[iris-collects]

It's not every day that you get to see a Wizard at work...

[stitch-n-time]

I have a great and burning desire

[butchgender-remade-deactivated2]

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog

[thief-anon]

[etherly]

crow cloak

[joeyclaire]

the people behind makesweet in like the 2000s or something idk: ok let's make some cool templates for people to make animated e-cards to send to their friends on valentines day :)

tumblr users, almost 20 years later:

[selfcare-journey]

If a relationship ended, it's ok to feel lonely. It's natural to feel lonely in that situation!

You're still here, you're still breathing, and there are so many other people out there to love you 💕 It's going to be ok

[salmons-of-lmanburg]

POV Jshlatt just won the l'manburg elections

[hakuneki07]

IS TODAY!!!

IS TODAY!!!!

[hakuneki07]

IT IS OFFICIALLY TODAY !!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRUNKLES!!!

[swampedrat]

apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime

[butchgender-remade-deactivated2]

rb this to give the person you reblogged from a very tiny frog

[milfbosspsmp]

can i uhhhh*offers u this ghostbur*:)

[o-ceti]

happy pride month