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Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.
Florida Man: Chaotic evil. New York Man: Chaotic good.
Holy shit. Nah dude look up the entire story, it’s INSANE.
The dude got arrested once before this for using a painter’s extension rod to point the stoplight cameras into the sky instead of cutting the wires. He didn’t cut the wires until AFTER he got out after being arrested the first time–which he did after posting facebook videos that prove that the stoplights are intentionally rigged to trick drivers into citations–the yellow lights at intersections with cameras only last THREE SECONDS, as opposed to the five seconds they last at other stoplights without cameras in the same county.
When he cut the camera cords, he reported his deeds to the news -himself,- and then politicians pressured the local police force into arresting him. The local police and sheriff deputies actually SUPPORT him for his actions because the lights have been killing innocent people! During his most recent arrest, one of the Sheriff’s Deputies actually -offered to bail him out-. When he got home again after these incidents, there was a surveillance camera planted at his house BY THE GOVERNMENT to watch him! His reaction to being surveilled? He painted over the camera in America’s flat out fucking ballsiest “fuck you” to the gubmint I’ve ever heard of. And it gets EVEN CRAZIER. After painting over the camera, suddenly this guy–his name is Stephen Ruth by the way–started GETTING ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE. He reports that a car intentionally tried to hit him in a head-on collision, and after talking about the car to his neighbors, they confirmed that the car in question (Or at least, one that was visibly identical, its occupants included) had been staking out his house! Somebody was legitimately trying to MURDER HIM over his discovery and his actions!
As a final insult to injury, Ruth pointed out that the VAST majority of the cameras were found SPECIFICALLY in lower-to-middle-class neighborhoods. As well, the victims of these rigged stoplights tried to go to the local news station to talk about the deaths of their family members that occurred from the rigging. Aaaand… The local station, “News12″, never aired their interviews. Remember how I said that, after cutting the cables and calling the local news station, Ruth was arrested because of pressure from politicians? Get this: News12 is actually owned by CableVision, who PROVIDES INTERNET SERVICE TO THE CAMERAS. Whereas mister Ruth was only trying to help people and save lives, he’s been caught up in a full-blown fucking government conspiracy that’s out for his blood. This guy isn’t Robin Hood, he makes Robin Hood look like a -CHUMP-.
doodles i did on my flight
Flamin' Not
Eva Longoria directed a movie about Flamin' Hot Cheetos. It is supposed to depict a real life Latino rags-to-riches story.
It's about a poor Mexican-American, Richard Montañez, who got a job as a janitor in a Frito-Lay factory and saved it from shutting down by inventing the "Flamin' Hot" line of products.
It was not terrible. Though it came very close to feeling like a Hallmark movie. But as I was watching it, the story felt very formulaic and a bit too... feel good. Like a bullshit fish story an uncle might tell you in order to seem cool. True stories usually aren't quite so tidy and trope-tastic.
Reality usually has some weirdness that is very difficult to capture when writing fiction. Like, in the movie about Reality Winner where they used a real life transcript, there were things a writer could never imagine. In one seen a random FBI dude opens the door and says, "Is this a room?"
So I was real suspicious there could be some Flamin' Hot nonsense in this movie. I figured they just took some dramatic license as many "based on a true story" movies do. I decided to look up the real life Richard and see how close his actual story was compared to the movie.
Turns out... it was a complete work of fiction.
He made it all up.
The only part that was true... he was a janitor at Frito-Lay and eventually got promoted to their Hispanic marketing department.
After he left the company he just started telling people he invented Flamin' Hot. And since the internet wasn't very robust yet, people were just like, "Yeah, okay. Neat."
He came up with an entire narrative with backstory and side characters and humorous anecdotes and a thrilling climax where his neighborhood drug dealers took samples to the street for some guerilla marketing to spread the word about spicy Cheetos--saving an entire factory and hundreds of jobs.
And in the less cynical 1990s, people just accepted it as the truth.
Companies would hire him to give motivational speeches. Eventually he wrote a book about his fake story. And he tours around the country telling his uplifting story of spice and puffed cornmeal.
And Frito-Lay just kinda... let him.
I think they liked his story more than the one where a bunch of food nerds created spicy Cheetos in a lab in the Midwest. He was giving them free marketing. He gave their Flamin' products street cred in Latin communities.
But when journalists finally got around to fact checking his story, Frito-Lay very casually told them "None of our records show that Richard Montañez was involved in any capacity in the Flamin’ Hot."
It seems their line was they would let him lie without consequence, but they weren't going to lie for him.
I have no idea what to think about this. I watched an entire movie about fucking Cheetos thinking it was a true story.
Part of me appreciates the hustle. He seems like an okay person. Stayed faithful to his wife for decades, speaks of her with love, and took good care of his kids. He inspires his community and is involved in philanthropy. And he made bank by tricking a bunch of white folks into hiring the Flamin' Hot dude to give speeches to motivate their employees.
Seems like a harmless enough grift. I don't know.
I've decided to accept his story as Cheetos canon.
I have had it with this likescolding. “Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm so likes don’t actually do anything” motherfucker I am not clicking that heart to give some post better ~algorithmic visibility~ I am clicking that heart to help my internet friend microdose on serotonin as god fucking intended
please comment on my things. Please heart my things. I need the serotonin. So much.
Bear side of Tumblr, please explain?
@grizzly-bear-official @bearotonin-international
if some guy yelled at me id probably snort at him too
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You've seen turtle lock, but now prepare for the true measure of a turtle!
I think if I had this I would use it as one of those riddles like "I have foor feet when I am beautiful but seven when I am useful. What am I?" And then I'd just whip this bad boy out.
It'd be particularly fun as a D&D mini I think: the question asked from the shadows and then this cool metal turtle comes out and absolutely beats your ass with its unnaturally huge reach and high AC.
[ID: three photos of a small brass turtle figurine, just an inch or two wide. Engraved on its back are the words, "Other turtles have four feet. I have seven." The third photo reveals that the turtle's head can be pulled out as the end of a measuring tape. End ID]
How dare you leave this Jason Todd discourse in the tags.
art of THE girlboss for my mom who's really excited for the Diablo IV release <3
(also, you can grab a print on Etsy!)
miguel studies im not immune to large men with fangs and blocky shapes apparently
Hi, I saw this art of yours (https://ultrainfinitepit.tumblr.com/post/675494749426335744/angelic-messengers) and the fox really caught my eye! I'd like to know more, is there anything you can tell me about it?
I'm glad you like those designs! I made a redesign of them this year.
The orange guy is a wolf angel named Samiel, who goes by Sam in his mortal form. He's my muse and I have many designs of him.
Sam is an angel of destruction. He and the other angels get put in mortal forms, you can read about that here. As a human, Sam works as a monster hunter in a little town called Puddle.
In a past life, Sam met his soulmate Zipporah, who belongs to @wyrmzier. He's the blue owl.
(Art by @rennybu)
Zipporah is nephilim, part angel part human. But in an imagined world where both he and Sam are fully angelic, Zipporah's form would be owl-shaped. His true name is Helem, I made a pin of him.
(Art by @wyrmzier)
They are our darling little sun and moon pair.
When I first created their messenger forms, I was imagining what forms they might take to quickly travel across the sky to deliver their messages. Perhaps they are traveling together, side by side, spiraling around each other. Or they are traveling to each other, with letters of love to share.
Well anyway, you can view the designs however you like, but that's my story behind them :))
If you have more questions about my OCverse Town of Puddle or our OCs, you can always ask @wyrmzier, they'd be happy to provide more details.
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my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion
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