Whoopsie doo

[saddest-cat-hours]

[testosteronetwink]

[somespicyshrimp]

all jokes aside, it makes me very sad how literally the entire internet, especially social media, has just become more and more unapologetic in trying to wring as much money out of you as possible. can’t go on youtube without being bombarded by youtube red ads promising that if you just give them money, they’ll block the pesky ads who are also begging for your money. can’t stream a movie without searching for it on each of the dozens and dozens of streaming platforms. all demanding individual subscriptions for their tiny share of the world’s movies that used to just all be on netflix. every news site counting down your free three articles, all the while begging you to turn your adblock off. click off instagram’s stupid shopping tab, and the first post on your timeline is with #ad. and of course, now, tumblr’s adding post plus. i hate it!! hate getting advertised at everywhere i go. hate that social media’s not even supposed to be social anymore, just another thing to monetize. i’m so sick of it!!! can’t escape it ever!!! give us 9.99 per month for exclusive fucking content!! fuck!!

[killstreaming]

🌸 Like once my freshman year, I was trying some stuff out in Votoshop for class and it looked bad. I mean graphic design is my passion . jpg type quality. And I was getting really frustrated.

🌸 And he like, looked over my shoulder and, y’know, instead of reassuring me, he agreed that it looked like shit. And he said, “well, you can only go up from here! Keep going!”

🌸 At the time, I thought he was being rude. But that stuck with me, and I try to keep that in mind. It’s optimistic, isn’t it? “You suck bad, but if you keep at it, you’re guaranteed to do better.”

🌸 So yeah. Sometimes he says things that later make me nod, “I get it.”

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

[kelssiel]

poll on what kills tumblr+

we bully off every dumbass who tries it

disney sues tumblr out of existence

the irs comes knocking

the inevitable leak of users’ data

some yet unknown stupidity

tag this with your prediction!

[dailyskyfox]

Social Medias in 2019! What a ride! With apologies to tumblr , which I still love despite its priorities being… WEIRD 🤣🦊

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

[argentinelakeduck]

[osointricate]

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

[i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos]

AMEN

[killowave]

[dndeactivated]

other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*

my puppy in the same scenario:

[jswift-lgbtq]

Sit down, Jesus said to. 👏🏼🌈😂

[yourplayersaidwhat]

At the start of the campaign: Me, the DM: Ok this dungeon is designed for four or five players, and since there’s only three of you, I’ve got this cleric NPC who can come with you if you want. Players: We’ll be fine! Me: Okay, if you’re sure. ******** After the first combat encounter, where the druid was legally permadead before I spared him: Me: Do y’all want that cleric NPC? I can bring him in at any time… Druid: Nah, I’m sure we can handle it! Me: … All right… ******** Towards the end of the boss battle: Me: You all take 16 cold damage and 8 bludgeoning. Ranger: I’m out again. Fighter: I’m out. Druid: I’m down. Me: That’s enough to take the pirate NPC out, too. Druid: Fuck it, where’s that cleric’s character sheet?? ******** At the end of the campaign: Druid: Why didn’t we have the cleric with us the whole time?? That would have made everything so much easier!!! Me: 🙃 Yeah, it really would.

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned the truth behind popping your knuckles constantly

myth: cracking joints causes arthritis

fact: false! 

According to webmd.com, “The sound might annoy people around you, but that’s about all the harm it does. You may think bones or joints rub together to cause the noise, but that’s not so. It results from a gas bubble that forms between the bones and “pops.” If you enjoy doing it, keep on. Studies show it doesn’t cause or play a role in arthritis. If you feel regular or severe pain when you do it, see your doctor.”

so if you want to keep cracking,

go crack it!

[lubricates]

Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!

Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.

[swansongofuyulala]

A real bad bitch respects minimum wage workers

[cyanicas]

[slimeandsensitive]

Don’t shop at Game Stop during April… They’re supporting Autism $peaks.

[snailchimera]

Oh. Joy. http://finance.yahoo.com/news/gamestop-partners-autism-speaks-autism-140428640.html

[phantoms-lair]

Okay, please don’t boycott GameStop. Corporate will not understand why you’re doing this and blame the employees for failing to drum up business.

Instead, go as you usually do, decline to make a donation, and do that little website survey almost everyone ignores. That survey is your voice to corporate. Tell them using that why you don’t approve of Autism Speaks, perhaps suggest better charities to follow. Let them know that if they continue to support this organization, they’ll lose business.

[lizawithazed]

THIS! THIS THIS THIS THIS!

[formerlymsw]

The whole idea that a character has to “deserve” a redemption arc is so bananas to me…like a redemption arc is a type of plot line, it’s not like, a gift bestowed upon characters the author likes as a token of love, it’s a specific plot line that only works with a specific kind of character…one that has done things for which they need to atone…

Just…wild.

[moonquakelake-deactivated202001]

seeing media analysis in fandom (d)evolve has been wild these past few years. because i remember (or i always interpreted even if it wasn’t intended) the phrase being “this character doesn’t deserve to be redeemed” to be used in terms of “this writer wrote an unbelievable redemption arc, wherein a villain was suddenly good without any impetus or development” but now everywhere i turn, fans are complaining about writers putting in that effort, writing that actual arc, making the character work for their redemption. it’s a knee jerk reaction i’m super duper not fond of and i do think it goes hand in hand with the way “this character deserves better” has changed a bit from “this character is filled with the seeds of stories that never seem to come to fruition” to “my favorite character isn’t other characters’ favorite person and that makes me sad” deserves is just a weird word when it comes to fiction and i don’t think i trust it anymore

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Another epic fail for the free market

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Dumb bitch in the notes arguing planned obsolescence is necessary to keep costs down,