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irina “take your own life” rozanova, alexei “accept your fate” rozanov, and ilya “escape” hollander-rozanov

#heated rivalry #irina rozanova #alexei rozanov #andrei rozanov #ilya rozanov #rozanov brothers

ilya “you hang up first” rozanov and shane “ok” hollander

#hollanov #heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov

hc that in the heated rivalry universe connor mcdavid is an architect

#iykyk #connor mcdavid #heated rivalry #game changers

noticing how ilya waited until the cop car passed in the background before he said he loved shane during the phone call

#we should all kill ourselves #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #hollanov #heated rivalry

shane would’ve been the kind of kid to act like the terry fox run is actually a competition and he’d win it every single time

#i just know he was insufferable about anything that could possibly be a competition #his classmates probably hated him #like hot athletic guy who tries way too hard in p.e. and wins EVERYTHING #they all thought he thought he was better than them cause he didn’t take time to make friends and wss quiet and kept to himself #reading his social discomfort as aloofness #and yes shane does canonically think he’s better than others #but he’s not WRONG #yeah shane hollander IS the best so can you really blame him?#like he’s not obnoxious or cocky about it #*cough* ilya *cough*#jk i love ilya <3 #anyway #i’ve gotten very off topic #shane hollander #heated rivalry #shane hollander headcannon #hollanov

the raiders watching their captain giggle and blush at his phone after losing to montreal:

#they are SO DONE with him #“we just LOST to MONTREAL and our stupid fucking captain is blushing and twirling his hair like a schoolgirl”#the eye rolls are immense #heated rivalry #hollanov #boston raiders #hr #shane hollander #ilya rozanov

saturday night or the rest of your life

#hollanov #heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #hr #game changers

ilya 🤝 shane

their teammates and close friends knowing basically nothing about them

#they’re both secretive little shits #and not just about their relationship #like i genuinely think the teammates they’ve played with for like a decade know basically nothing beyond surface level facts about them #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #heated rivalry

ilya has had one (1) girlfriend and it was svetlana. they dated for a week when they were fourteen and very mutually agreed that it was not for them

#ilya rozanov #svetlana vetrova #heated rivalry

a little hollanov edit, as a treat

#hollanov #hollanov edit #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #heated rivalry #game changers

i personally think we should talk about the rozanov brothers more

#like there is SO MUCH to unpack there #and i always love it in fics when it’s more complicated than “my brother is evil”#like i want to talk about ilya MOURNING the fact that alexei/andrei never shows him any kind of love or affection #i want him clinging to the most minimal bit of approval that he can possibly get #i want him feeling so fucking guilty for leaving his brother behind in russia to deal with his father alone #i want to see ilya wonder if he’ll become cruel like that one day too #i want him to think about growing up together #about the older brother who treated him like he was nothing #i want him to hate alexei a little and hate himself so much for it #i want him to feel selfish for not wanting to give money to his brother #i want him to wonder if he’d been a better brother then maybe alexei would’ve loved him #if he were less soft and lazy and sad #if he didn’t have his mother’s eyes #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #alexei rozanov #andrei rozanov #rozanov brothers

2014 mtv awards pops up on luca’s youtube and he nearly falls out of his chair while watching it because did ilya touch shane hollander’s ass on live tv?

#the hollanov conspiracy is conspiracying #he’s going through the ancient texts #luca haas #hollanov #heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #ottawa centaurs

“we didn’t even kiss” but ilya wanted to kiss him. he wanted to roll on top of him and kiss him until they both fell asleep. he wanted to kiss him in the morning and all day tomorrow

#FUCK MY LIFE #THESE STUPID QUEERS #I HATE THEM SO MUCH #UGHHHHHH #just throw me off a cliff atp #hollanov #heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov

btw ilya dies before shane in every universe

#just in case you wanted a cheery little headcannon 😊#hollanov #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander

oh they’re so boyfriends

#KILL ME #hollanov my shaylas #i hate them so much #AHHHHHHH #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #hollanov

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ilya rozanov is absolutely the kind of boyfriend to randomly bite shane while they’re cuddling for absolutely no reason

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#it’s canon to ME #hollanov #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #heated rivalry

ilya rozanov is absolutely the kind of boyfriend to randomly bite shane while they’re cuddling for absolutely no reason

#speaking my truth #hollanov #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander

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