scgrumbly bimch

yeah <3

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[phantomrose96]

funniest thing about seeing tumblr mentioned on other websites is the people who are utterly confident that tumblr is exactly as it was in 2012. like we're a bug trapped in amber.

[phantomrose96]

saw someone on reddit mention you gotta be careful making fun of Taylor Swift on tumblr because the Swifties will get you. there are like 8 swifties on this site and they're playing dolls in their own corner.

[phantomrose96]

"careful, an SJW will call you a shitlord for saying that 🤣🤣🤣" sir we use exploding car hammers these days. in fact the exploding car hammers are even a little dated.

[phantomrose96]

"the fangirls are gonna hunt you down for insulting their fave" most of the fangirls are men now.

[phantomrose96]

and most of the fanboys are women

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

reddit: "you'll be hunted alive on tumblr for the slightest social infraction"

tumblr: "this song made entirely of slurs will be our new anthem"

[myjetpack]

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

[catgirl-catboy]

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

[computer-wizard]

but what if

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

fucking spot the difference game

[a-sentient-cup]

poll test

if my calculations are correct

this is gonna

have an absurd amount of time until it expires

but i don't know if it's repeatable

Choice 5

Voting ended onOct 30, 2025

[a-sentient-cup]

[a-sentient-cup]

hehe

[bisexualisopod]

we’re almost there (and by almost there i do in fact mean about 427 days left but thats a lot less than 969 so)

[a-sentient-cup]

it started at 1000 days lol so over halfway there

[1989nihil]

According to the date calculator on timeanddate.com, this polls will end on

Friday, 31st of October 2025

[gomjabbar]

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

[gomjabbar]

caller got into a car accident on their way to work? their nonexistant son dorian was hurt. got kicked out of a bar and broke their ankle? their son dorian was the one who broke it. i now spend more time having to de-dorian the call summary than if i had just written it myself. really funny. we're required to use this now

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

The Picture of Dorian GrAI

[complete-clownery]

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

[complete-clownery]

my boy

[complete-clownery]

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

[kcggggg]

if anyone’s got an in at dominos, please message me

[kcggggg]

this was my top tumblr post for the year of 2021. thank you for accepting my nonsense

[riotvixen]

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

my fucking privacy

[puppybeargf]

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

A few years ago I dreamt that Ryan Reynolds challenged me to a rap battle, and then he made fun of me for rhyming “no you can’t” with “coelacanth”

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[skingrad]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it

[parkchanwoohoo]

Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1

[parkchanwoohoo]

Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的

[claire-witch-project]

[ampersand-amplified]

ouch ouch ouch ouch guys stop hitting mee

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Imagine being on the Teams team and getting a team Teams call that your team needs to work on Teams onsite because working on Teams on Teams isn’t a good way to work in teams

[aromanticduck]

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

[marzipanandminutiae]

this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it

[meowmachine-56]

garf :3 💜💙

[samasaur]

the full strip

[jimmmachintosh]

That makes it WORSE

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

the reason going viral on tumblr sucks is because instead of money you get death threats over statements you've never made in your entire life

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

me: I like pizza

my notes: most employees at pizza restaurants make minimum wage so this is problematic. if you cook your own pizza you're an elitist because having a kitchen makes you one of the bourgeoisie. stop appropriating italian culture. op why are you supporting a classically white food? I guess you want every other type of restaurant to go out of business. pizza is masculine and so it's evil. you're promoting obesity by mentioning food. kill yourself btw

my bank account: you have 31 dollar

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

only valid suggestion

[throathole]

This legitimately hurts my heart

[honeyyglaze]

I’d like to add that FDOT also just threatened Gainesville to withhold significant funding to the city if they kept the rainbow crosswalks there as well, even though the people and city itself did not want to do this. Keep your eyes open everyone, this isn’t just a single disrespectful coverup, it’s a coordinated erasure of queer tragedy and histories.