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They/Them

[sistertaxon]

tried my hand at improving conservative memes

[bowenoke]

[sacred-portal]

[alttxt]

[ottermatopoeia]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[oneheadtoanother]

[cascadiarch]

Love the use of ‘the,’ here.

[helenvaughans]

sounds about right

[seafoamgreen]

Please look at this image Merriam-Webster used for the announcement on their website

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[cognitohazardous]

dogs love using their horizontal nature to stand in front of you

[thisauthorisscreaming]

Fun fact: I was in a house with my boss and her son with whom I was about to go on a date (long story) and they have Great Pyrenees. BIG dog. One of them figures out right quick that I'm a sucker and keeps standing in front of me, using his Large Horizontal Nature to block the door. The guy and my boss start tugging him away, chastising him, and I say, "No, no - watch this."

I slowly rotate. The dog, anticipating forward motion, walks around to block me. I step backwards through the door and the dog is left standing, shocked at my escape. They (dog owners) had apparently never thought of that.

Defy the horizontal nature. Rotate.

[unyieldingsilence]

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[cognitohazardous]

[instamatik]

[radlogaga]

Honestly this is fucking brilliant because you can put hot drinks in this cup and since it has a handle you won’t burn your hand drinking it

[a-sentient-cup]

Official Cup Post

[badass-siobhan]

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

[clavid]

one crack cocaine

[thoughtkiller]

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

[janebuzjane]

debit or credit

[brie3po]

I actually have a gift card

[love-and-insurmountable-grief]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[teomodo]

[monday-afternoon-club]

[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”

[hms-no-fun]

literally saying this every day of my life

[homunculus-argument]

If you put a sea sponge into a blender and turn it into a slurry, it can reconstruct itself back into a sea sponge. This is similar to the kind of division and divided individual specimen reabsorption that allows Santa to be in multiple places at once.

[nhvk-deactivated20210326]

[iw9q8q7ysysy]

I only ever see this gif when I’m high and I want y'all to stop it’s too much

[synthbug]

I see an animol I name it

[stupidiocy-somewhere-else]

Guess who’s reblogging turble again

[synthbug]

Guess who's smiling about somebody reblogging turble again :3

[staticcolour]

[siben-ka1]

i thought I would get this done fast... but other than me getting carried away with Shelby's hair and then realizing I had to redo it after an hour of working on it, - they are gay

squishy is so cute

[playtwewy]

[playtwewy]

[homunculus-argument]

cavemen after losing all that they had known to a massive forest fire: Wow, hot take.