Chaos Aesthetic Witch

They/Them. Queer. I also post these to an Instagram under the same name.

[welcome-tothe-life-hereafter-de]

starkid fans: rb with the first show you watched, one of your favorite songs, and your comfort character (s)

[intergalxtic]

tgwdlm, Let it Out, jemilla

[sing-god-damnit]

avpm, inevitable, paul matthews

[sonnetthebard]

TGWDLM, What If Tomorrow Comes, HIDGENS MY BELOVED (I’m sorry I’m so basic but I relate to that man on a spiritual level y’all don’t understand-), Linda, Jemilla, Draco Malfoy, McDoon (don’t ask me to explain idk) AND if we’re counting TCB Owen Carvour, Barb, and Paullllll (Schue-Horyn, just to clarify)

[chaosaestheticwitch]

TGWDLM, Status Quo, all of them but mostly Duke.

[chaosaestheticwitch]

Last Person to Figure That Out

“Holy crap, I’m gay.” 

“Well done, you are the last person to figure that out.” 

“I’m sorry, but what?”

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Improvise!

“You take the left, I take the right.” 

“What about everyone behind us?” 

“Improvise!”

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Take a Break

“Go to sleep.” 

“But I don’t want to.” 

“You nearly died three days ago. You need to take a break.”

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Don’t Worry

“Did they just pass out?” 

“Don’t worry, that is just something they do from time to time.” 

“Why?!”

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Failing Maths

“You are an idiot!” 

“Says the person failing maths.” 

“You don’t need maths for an art degree!”

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Road Trip

“Let’s go on a road trip!” 

“It’s the middle of the semester, we can’t go anywhere.” 

“Who cares! Let’s go anyways!”

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Why are You Dating Him?

“Why are you dating him?” 

“I honestly have no clue.” 

“He is as dense as a brick!”

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What are You Doing?

“What are you doing under the table?” 

“I don’t entirely remember.” 

“Do you at least remember what you are doing in my house?”

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Half-Dead

“Just kiss them already.” 

“I swear to god I would punch you if you weren’t half dead right now.” 

“You can punch me after you kiss them.”

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High Standards

“I have incredibly high standards!” 

“Hey, do you want some cake?” 

“You have met all of my standards.”

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Crumbs

“Where the hell is the rest of my food?” 

“I have no idea what you are talking about.” 

“There are crumbs on your face!”

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Don’t Die on Me

“Don’t you die on me.” 

“Darling, it all little too late for that.” 

“I’m sorry, but what?”

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Could Ask You the Same Thing

“Can you stop doing everything that you are doing?” 

“I could ask you the same thing.” 

“If you shut up you can kiss me.” 

“Finally, something I can actually enjoy.”

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Dead a Week Ago

“Why are you here? You need to rest.” 

“Nah, I’m fine.” 

“You were dead a week ago!” 

“Yeah, but only for like three minutes.”

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The Lake

“Do you know how to get to the lake?” 

“I think you just fell into the lake.” 

“Oh, at least I found it.” 

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Business Cards

“Why do you have business cards?” 

“It has been five months.” 

“Yeah, but you are a superhero, with business cards!”