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tragedies at baby time

Okay, I looked it up and cats do this when they don’t want you to look at their babies. That honestly makes this comic funnier

emperorsfoot

“Come! Look at my babies! …NO MORE LOOK AT BABIES FOR YOU!”

pitbolshevik

"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion

abortionado

this might've been twitter but i'd like to remind everyone of the subsequent 400 IQ take, "you should ask people for consent before masturbating to the thought of them"

pitbolshevik

WHAT

brainscrewz

i think i saw that tweet actually! they said specifically that witchy and spiritual people KNOW you're getting off to them and you should ask first lmao. if that's not projecting idk what is

pitbolshevik

this is making my brain short circuit

subconscious-realm

No. Yes we do know, i receive nasty disturbing visions out of nowhere and when i walk past them again i instantly know as well as them from their facial language. but if they are hot then yes i enjoy it and its not really bad but You Should At Least Ask Psychic Permission beforehand please.....

pitbolshevik

i would love to study you

letmefixthatforyou

I mean from a witchy perspective, if you know someone has fantasised about you just from walking past them, then that's your fault for not erecting proper psychic wards. It's not some random stranger's responsibility to deal with you projecting your psyche everywhere

pitbolshevik

how did this post turn into this what the fuck is happening

taningia

normal-horoscopes

[We pass each other on the street and my overwhelming psychic power smashes your wards like an egg. You are unable to resist my erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court.]

gay-jesus-probably

...okay cancel the rest of this post please elaborate on wtf you mean by erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court

because this image is like a barren void of sex appeal and now i’m both horrified and fascinated

yakotta

Why is your Supreme Court Santas?

gay-jesus-probably

why wouldn’t our supreme court involve mandatory santa cosplay

mayjorlin

This post has everything

kalichnikov

mspaintly

livingalifeofasimp

How I think being in relationship with genshin impact would be like

Childe

Venti

Xiao

Zhongli

Diluc

teyvatcompendium

dogspotting in Liyue Harbor

jejesart

fresh off the boat

brotato-chibs

Toilet gang

catsbeaversandducks

Art by ROCKYS || Daily Cat Cartoon

unclefather

What's your favourite cheese?

dick

memewhore

tailornorata

As long as that mask meets covid regulations I'd say it's valid

haikuubot

As long as that mask

meets covid regulations

I'd say it's valid

computationalcalculator

appointment78

eldestsiblingsyndrome

translation from turkish the guy: are you hungry? are you really hungry? didn’t they feed you in the street? you poor thing. let me give you something then. come. come. do you like spleen? it’s hematinic. (this sentence wasn’t the exact translation but it’s the best i can come up with) like this look. let me give you some spleen. this much. is this enough? get it.

deehellcat

this is so cute. I love the butcher chatting away and the cat responding, him pulling out a package of meat and showing it, just like he’s dealing with any customer.